Anyone else get dumb questions at their job??

I'm a lifeguard at a public POOL in my town. A few weeks ago two people died in a rip tide at a beach that is popular in this area. The next day a lady walked up to me and asked me if we had rip tides in our pool! :confused3 I told her that we didn't because generally pools don't have currents. She looked very relieved and walked away.
 
Regarding the roots ladies:

I think your co-worker needs to take a step back in trying to explain the problem. She's trying to explain the dyeing process but not the hair growth. It sounds like these customers don't understand that hair grows at, like, 1/2 inch per month, or whatever the rate is. If you explain that and asked how hair inside your scalp, or hair not yet formed, could absorb the hair dye, they might get it. Maybe even add a joke about not wanting dye in your brain.

I still think the customers lack basic logic, but if they don't understand hair growth, I can see how the conversations you posted didn't get the point across.
 
Megster said:
I'm a lifeguard at a public POOL in my town. A few weeks ago two people died in a rip tide at a beach that is popular in this area. The next day a lady walked up to me and asked me if we had rip tides in our pool! :confused3 I told her that we didn't because generally pools don't have currents. She looked very relieved and walked away.


LOL, thats a good one! :rotfl:

I teach swimming to small children, and a child can never really ask a stupid question. I do get some that make me chuckle! One little girl asked me if pool water was kosher! :rotfl: Another kid asked if any alligators live in the pool!! :rotfl:
 
ctinct said:
I used to work in a grocery store, and often got the question, "where do you keep your ice?" Ummmmm....in the frozen section.

I used to work in a grocery store as well, and we kept the bags of ice in their own separate freezer, which wasn't near the frozen section, but up closer to the registers. I have noticed other unusual locations for ice in other grocery stores, so maybe this one is a legitimate question! ;)
 

Oh, as a travel agent, I've heard some doozies! Don't the schools teach geography anymore?

"I'd like a train ticket from New York to London"

"I don't understand, why is my flight from CA to FL so much longer than my flight from FL to CA?" I tried for 15 minutes to explain time zones to her, she just didn't get it. I had to tell her the plan to CA just went faster to make her happy.

"I have an old ticket on American. I'd like to use it to take a flight on United" Umm, and I supose when you buy a toaster at Wal-Mart, you return it at Target?

And, just a few weeks ago, I got a call from a client on her cell phone..."Hi, I'm on the plane and we are sitting on the runway. They just told us there is a mechanical problem and it might be awhile. Can you put me on the next flight?" And just how do you plan on getting OFF the airplane and back to the terminal, hmmm?

"They airlines lost my bags! Why didn't your travel agency WARN me that it was possible the airlines could lose my bags?"

"The airline wouldn't let me check in for my flight to Mexico!"

"Why was that sir?"

"Well, after you told me that I needed both my i.d. and birth certificate to fly to Mexico, I asked some one at the Post Office (?) and they said I just needed my i.d. But the airline insisted on the birth certificate too. Can you refund my ticket?"

I've also had arguements with people who will watch a 10 minute report on "Dateline" and think they know everything about airline tickets. "But I heard on Dateline that you can _____ " Umm, no, that's not how it always works. "But the t.v. said _____" Look, I don't watch an hour of E.R. and think I'm a doctor, don't you watch 10 minutes of a news report and think your a travel agent!

"Why is the ticket $350? I flew this same route 2 years ago and it was $189!" Ummm, name one thing that is the same price now as it was 2 years ago...

"That sounds kind of high for a ticket. When will the prices go down?" Gee, let me get out my crystal ball!

Boy, I could go on for DAYS with this!
 
ctinct said:
I used to work in a grocery store, and often got the question, "where do you keep your ice?" Ummmmm....in the frozen section.

Well, in some stores ice is kept in a cooler at the front of the store, so maybe not such a stupid question.

T&B
 
Tigger&Belle said:
Well, in some stores ice is kept in a cooler at the front of the store, so maybe not such a stupid question.

T&B

TRUE!! I normally ask, because sometimes is outside sometimes inside! so you never know!
 
rigs32 said:
Regarding the roots ladies:

I think your co-worker needs to take a step back in trying to explain the problem. She's trying to explain the dyeing process but not the hair growth. It sounds like these customers don't understand that hair grows at, like, 1/2 inch per month, or whatever the rate is. If you explain that and asked how hair inside your scalp, or hair not yet formed, could absorb the hair dye, they might get it. Maybe even add a joke about not wanting dye in your brain.

I still think the customers lack basic logic, but if they don't understand hair growth, I can see how the conversations you posted didn't get the point across.
Oh, she has explained that part plenty too. I think it boils down to the client not really listening because she is convinced the dye is the problem.
 
poohandwendy said:
LOL, I understand your frustration, but around here...many stores have their ice freezers by the cash registers as a convenience (away from the frozen food section).
Many times the ice freezers are often in a cooler on the sidewalk in front of the store. I don't always remeber to tell the cashier I plan to pick up a bag of ice, so I go home without it instead of getting back in line.
 
I have three:

I had a parent get very upset, because she said her daughter loved to play teacher, and was pretending the teacher was tying up the children on the playground when they misbehaved. I said, yes, I'd seen her play the same game on our playground, too. The parent said, "Well, don't you feel that's a little too much?" Me: "Well, it's just fantasy. I suppose she's seen people tied up on TV and just incorporates that into her play." Parent: "No, I mean, you aren't allowed to do that are you?" Me: "You think I am tying up the children?" Parent: "Well, children do imitate what they see." I assured her I do not tie up the children on the playground!

In our district, 3 tardies equal 1 absence. I get tons of these: "Why did I get this letter about his attendance?" "Well, because he's tardy often." "But he hasn't missed this many days." "Oh, yes, well, 3 tardies equal 1 absence, and he's had 21 tardies." "But he's only missed one day, and this says 8." "Yes, that's because for every 3 tardies, he gets one absence...........so he got 21 tardies, and that counts as 7 absences. It's been in the school, grade level and class newsletters, and I mentioned it on parent night." "Oh, you mean you guys are serious about that?" I love it when they like to add, "I don't see why school has to start so early anyway. He doesn't get up that early." "Well, do you have an alarm clock?" "Yes, but I'm not about to get up that early, I get up at 11:00." I guess that's why your SEVEN YEAR OLD comes in at 11, then.

I explain my homework grading at the parent meeting, and then in newsletters periodically. They have a folder with M, T, W, TH and the homework listed for each day beside it. Under the M, T, W, TH, I have listed the daily points possible: 10 for reading, 15 for vocabulary, 25 total for the day, and then there is a blank space to record the child's daily points. At the bottom, I list the total points for the week, and have underneath that that the total points are 100. I also give a letter grade next to the points earned on the bottom. This begins in August. In APRIL, a kid I've had all year, who has done his homework all year, mother has signed the folder, and he still lives with her.............comes in with written beside M, in mom's writing (remember, this is April, and I've had various notes by now), "Are these reading and vocab both Fs?" I write back: "No, they are both As, he got his total points." The next day, written beside T: "He does his homework, what is your problem?" I write back: "I have no problem. I know he does his homework........." and then I write the point values and how the system works.........remember, he's been doing this all year. Next day, beside W: "I coming up there to see the principal. You'd better change all these Fs to As because he's done all his homework." I wanted to say: "What have you done with his real mother?" Instead, I wrote: "I'll be happy to meet with you and the principal." She never showed for the meeting, and never wrote another note.
 
Working for an airline we get all sorts.

Checking in a little old lady...Ask if she wants a window or an aisle seat. Replies, I better sit on the aisle since I just had my hair done. I dont want it to get messed up by the wind.

There's an another one that has happened many times. Lady checks in at ticket counter. The put the bag tag on her bag. She gets all upset and demands to speak with the CSM. CSM comes over and asks what is the matter. Lady says that she is offended because they put the "FAT" tag on her bag. She realizes that she is bigger than everybody else but that is no reason to put that on her luggage. CSM replies, "Mam, you are flying to Fresno. The city code is FAT, which stands for Fresno Air Terminal"

Another one...Person calls in telling res office they want to fly to Hippopotamus NY. The res agent says, there is no such place. Person calling in says, I was there a year ago. They go back and forth for a bit. Finally Res agent starts listing cities. Albany, La Guardia, Kennedy, Rochester, Syracuse, Buffalo. Customer says...Wait thats it. Its Buffalo. I knew it was a large animal.
 
Nebsky said:
Working for an airline we get all sorts.

There's an another one that has happened many times. Lady checks in at ticket counter. The put the bag tag on her bag. She gets all upset and demands to speak with the CSM. CSM comes over and asks what is the matter. Lady says that she is offended because they put the "FAT" tag on her bag. She realizes that she is bigger than everybody else but that is no reason to put that on her luggage. CSM replies, "Mam, you are flying to Fresno. The city code is FAT, which stands for Fresno Air Terminal"
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
 
Chicago526 said:
"I have an old ticket on American. I'd like to use it to take a flight on United" Umm, and I supose when you buy a toaster at Wal-Mart, you return it at Target?


Actually, yes, they do this too.
 
I used to manage a Photolab and I got tons.

"I know the people in the photos but I never took it."

"How long does a one hour take"...ummmm approx. 60 minutes.

At the Motel

"Do you refund because it rains..."....NO

"We have seen all we want to see and want a refund".....NO

"Can I smoke in a Non-smoking room?".....Sure, if you don't mind the $250 dollar fine. :earboy2:


You cannot imagine how many people show up here for a reservation at another motel in town or think that they can just not show up and that we won't charge them. That IS why we take a credit card number...DUH. :smooth:
 
Heard at a Disney Store near you...

Where are all your Shreck toys?
Where are all your Big Bird toys?
Where are all your Dora toys?
Where are all your Madagascar toys?
Where are all your Batman toys?
Where are all your Bugs Bunny toys.... Tweety... Woody Woodpecker....Marvin the martian...Porky Pig....Family Guy.... Simpsons?
.......and on and on and on and......
 
I work at a steak house and this woman tells me that she used to pay $11.00 for the filet ( it is now $18.49 ) I dont know what she expected me to say ok you used to pay $11 so, you must be grandfathered in let me change the price for you. Let me guess you used to pay .50 a gallon for gas too right????
 
PhotobearSam said:
"We have seen all we want to see and want a refund".....NO

I've had to check out early after paying for a week and was refunded a night's stay. So I don't think this is necessarily that bad of a question. After all, it's one of those things that can't hurt to ask. All that can be said is no.
 
I am a waitress in a restaurant that has a nightly buffet with broasted chicken (always) and 2 other meats (varies from night to night). I always find it funny when a customer, at 6:00 on a Friday night when the place is packed and the lobby is full with people waiting, will stand at the buffet and ask "are they going to bring out more chicken?" I just want to tell them no, that's all the chicken you're gonna get for tonight.

One time a very young hostess asked one of the cooks if they were going to bring more chicken out because a customer had asked and the cook looked at her with a serious face and said "no, we ran out of chicken, we're cooking hot dogs instead", and the girl actually went and told that to the customer!!
 
Chattyaholic said:
One time a very young hostess asked one of the cooks if they were going to bring more chicken out because a customer had asked and the cook looked at her with a serious face and said "no, we ran out of chicken, we're cooking hot dogs instead", and the girl actually went and told that to the customer!!


Mean!!!
One time DH drove through KFC and they "were all out of chicken." The truck hadn't come, all they had was the pot pie. :teeth:
 
welcome to my world. :teeth: you have no idea,why some come to the fire house to ask questions or call 911,with the most wierd storys,questions.if i did tell you the most strangest one,i for sure would be banned here.
 

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