After 34 attempts (that's getting through the queue to get hung up on later in the queue) I am on hold. Wait started at 10:29 and estimated 253 minute hold.
I don't even know if I have enough points, I'd need to purchase one time use points + 100% borrow from future year. I am assuming that 1st or 2nd person has to be booked by points, but if I can use points for a third person then that's different. I'm thinking the odds for me being able to book are 3,720:1.
(I called yesterday to confirm only one person needs to be on points, and that was confirmed to me as "yes." I didn't ask whether it was 1 or 3rd person though.)