Anybody need any Dental Floss??

[hrh_disney_queen]

My Dfamily and I are heading out tomorrow to the wild, wild west.. One week in beautiful Montana....

Can I pick up any fresh dental floss for anyone while I'm out there??

Y'all behave and be nice to each other while I am gone...Take care...

 

[chell]

 

[hrh_disney_queen]

LOL chell, I don't know how old you are...But someone out there may remember this song by Frank Zappa.....





I might be movin' to Montana soon
Just to raise me up a crop of
Dental Floss

Raisin' it up
Waxen it down
In a little white box
I can sell uptown

By myself I wouldn't
Have no boss,
But I'd be raisin' my lonely
Dental Floss

Raisin' my lonely
Dental Floss

Well I just might grow me some bees
But I'd leave the sweet stuff
For somebody else...but then, on the other hand I'd

Keep the wax
N' melt it down
Pluck some Floss
N' swish it aroun'

I'd have me a crop
An' it'd be on top (that's why I'M movin' to)

Movin' to Montana soon
Gonna be a Dental Floss tycoon (yes I am)
Movin' to Montana soon
Gonna be a mennil-toss flykune

I'm pluckin' the ol'
Dennil Floss
That's growin' on the prairie
Pluckin' the floss!
I plucked all day an' all nite an' all
Afternoon...

I'm ridin' a small tiny hoss
(His name is MIGHTY LITTLE)
He's a good hoss
Even though
He's a bit dinky to strap a big saddle or
Blanket on anyway
He's a bit dinky to strap a big saddle or
Blanket on anyway
Any way

I'm pluckin' the ol'
Dennil Floss
Even if you think it is a little silly, folks
I don't care if you think it's silly, folks
I don't care if you think it's silly, folks

I'm gonna find me a horse
Just about this big
An' ride him all along the border line

With a
Pair of heavy-duty
Zircon-encrusted tweezers in my hand
Every other wrangler would say
I was mighty grand

By myself I wouldn't
Have no boss
But I'd be raisin' my lonely
Dental Floss

Raisin' my lonely
Dental Floss
Raisin' my lonely
Dental Floss

Well I might
Ride along the border
With my tweezers gleamin'
In the moon-lighty night

And then I'd
Get a cuppa cawfee
N' give my foot a push...
Just me 'n the pymgy pony
Over the Dennil Floss Bush

N' then I might just
Jumb back on
An' ride
Like a cowboy
Into the dawn to Montana

Movin' to Montana soon
(Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay)
Movin' to Montana soon




So what flavor do you like???

 

[chell]

Ahh! I was just talking with a friend of mine who we have a joke about dental floss. I was wondering if maybe you knew her too.

 

[Stratocastermagic]

Zappa was once asked, Why did you write a song about dental floss? He said, because nobody else has written a song about dental floss.
I'm not convinced that explains it though...
I'm not a great Zappa buff, but right now, I'd love to hear the album Hot Rats - I haven't listened to it in years and don't have a copy if I wanted to!

 

[buzzlady]

Have a great safe trip.

 

[N.Bailey]

I'm a dental flossaholic, but I've never heard of fresh dental floss.

 

[chell]

Have a safe trip!

 

[Beauty]

Have a safe trip and great time.