Years ago, BEFORE Mrs. Eros, I took a cruise out of Athens to a beautiful Greek Island, Mykonos................friendly people, beautiful alabaster homes. Anyway, I made it over to a nude beach on the eastern shore and thought that I had wandered into a candy store. Luscious women from several European countries and the U.S. ; of course, I realized that it was important to establish "eye" contact, but I did find myself ogling just a little

. Sooooooooooo, I met a raven-haired graduate student from PHILADELPHIA and asked her out to dinner that night. It was an interesting juxtaposition................I had seen her body BEFORE our first date

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EROS was in "high gear", and we drank OUZO throughout our meal. We then settled on another beach to watch the sunset..........and kept drinking

. As my hands stroked her curves, I had visions of a big night.
NOT!!!!!. I woke up the next morning with my face in the sand; I apparently had "passed out". She apparently had vanished back to her hotel. I could have been mugged and had my passport and wallet stolen, but no one had happened upon me the entire evening.
Yes, EROS indeed had some strikeouts away from the ballfield

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