I bet all guides wish it were this easy:
1. It was a mom-and-dad, no-kids romantic weekend...promo rates at CBR; couldn't have been better except for the high school band weekend that was going on at the same time (and until about 3pm each night);
2. Given Number One, we took the tour at BWV;
3. Guide says, "gee, with what you've already spent on cash rentals at OKW (twice) and BWV (once) and what you've spent for other hotel rooms on property over the past couple years, you could already be staying here for free (well, forgetting dues for the moment) for 40-some years"; then he does Magical Beginnings calculation
4. We sign up