Any science and/or dog experts?

[NewDCLGuy]

I know at various times there have been depates as to whether the universe revolves around the earth or the sun.

Any chance it actually revolves around our newest dog ... AKA "the princess."

 

[redlight]

I'm sure your universe revolves around your new fur baby. What's her name? What breed is she?

 

[NewDCLGuy]

She's 90 pounds of black lab mixed with something (water buffalo?) and is incapable of understanding that anything exists for any purpose other than her.

She doesn't seem to realize that books, magazine, shoes, etc. have any purpose other than her chew toys. What we think of as a pantry, she considers a "self feeding zone".

People exist for the sole purpose of scritching/walking/playing with her. The other dogs are there to play with her. If she wants to get from point A to point B, she doesn't seem to realize there might be thinks in the way that should be avoided rather than walked over.

We lover her to death, but I've never seen anything this self-centered. Just wanted to check and see if maybe the universe really does revolve around her.