Denise, I don't think you should make fun of my medication intake. Prozac and valium are the norm for the insane housewife. Besides, you are my supplier!
Jill, I have a 5 and 7 year old. I think they are too old or too young to hang out with your kids. Besides, your mom loves the children. She wants everyone to leave their kids with her. It gives her great joy to be able to help others.
Also Jill, I think I am a little older than you. I started a little later in life. Couldn't bribe anyone to marry me. Then along came hubby, got him drunk one night and he said, "Okay, just stop nagging me." Doesn't get anymore romantic than that!
We have early dinner seating too. Last year my children's favorite things were:
5 year old - the ship model at the port
7 year old - chicken strips and fruit loops.
So this year, I am going to get a bucket of chicken strips and box of Fruit Loops and leave the children at the Port!
We are thinking about chartering a boat from a private party in St Thomas. It was $100 per person and he takes you all over to secluded snorkeling areas. Don't worry, I won't do my skinny dipping thing again! Actually, any dipping I do wouldn't be considered Skinny!
We are also gonna do parasailing on Castaway Key and the Romantic Spa Package. There was a great write-up of that on the boards. Denise, will you watch the kids the night they turn down the bed? Is it too early to discuss excursions?