ANTI BF WISHERS UNITE!!! How do we get rid of him?

[karebear1]

Due to the fact that I GAINED 1.5 lbs last week- I am calling on all good and decent WISHers to rise up aganst the Bloat Fairy. I believe if we unite, we will be victorious!

Why is it we must do this on average , once a month???

I told you I'd show you BF! You're messin' with the wrong person!!

What do you do to extinguish the effects of the BF in your life???

 

[nativetxn]

<b>IT</b>...the BF is an "it". Faeries have no gender. Yes, I know that I have often referred to the BF as a son of a .....ummmm, nevermind . Trust me, the BF is an "it"

I just wait that stinking bloat fairy out. The BF is so dumb that if you wait long enough it loses interest and finds another victim.

In fact, if you are patient enough, the WHOOSH fairy will show up and kick the BF's rusty rump right out the door. The WHOOSH fairy is a sweetie but, boy, does WF get ticked at the BF.

I like to think of WF as a she because WF is strong and powerful. Apparently WF is just a tad blonde though. You have to be very, very patient sometimes waiting for WF to visit.

 

[Wagamama]

so let me get this straight...there's a whoosh fairy too? i have yet to meet him/her. However if he/she does exist i would hope to get a visit soon and get rid of the Bloat Fairy.

 

[KathyTX]

Yes, there is a Whoosh Faerie. She doesn't show up very often, and you cannot summon her. But you will be THRILLED if you are graced with her presence.

The only tactic I've found that has any impact on the BF is drowning. Yup, I drink all the water I possibly can when he's nearby. He must not like that much, because it seems to keep him in check, and sometimes to even chase (flush?) him away!

(Or maybe the BF will be scared away by that truly frightening photo in wagamama's siggy! )

 

[house_of_princesses]

maybe the BF will be scared away by that truly frightening photo in wagamama's siggy!

I know it scared me!!

 

[Wagamama]

oh come on! he's not that scary! he's doing his KISS impression! he's cute though isn't he?

 

[anniet]

Water
cucumbers
hi fiber
watermelon

Bloat Fairy HATES these!!!!!

 

[Beanie]

I agree, definitely cucumbers!! It is my favorite weapon of choice!!

 

[geetey]

What's the deal with cucumbers? I don't understand what it might be about them that would help with bloating.

Personally, I use water!! Drown him!!!!!

 

[Jomrog]

If I ate that many cucumbers...I could just burp the BF away. Hmmm, I think I'll just try the drown & flush defense.

I am in dire need of the Whoosh fairy, let's see...

clap clap clap clap clap clap...OH NO! Wrong fairy!!!!

Oh, whooshie? Where are you???????

 

[The Bloat Fairy]

Originally posted by anniet
Water
cucumbers
hi fiber
watermelon

Bloat Fairy HATES these!!!!!

Yeah, but only because of all the gassy farting.

Nothing short of the return of the Spanish Inquisition will stop me

 

[mowsie dreamer]

Hmmmmmm. Can you say Flush, Bloat Fairy? Spanish Inquisition, indeed!