Dicky Knee
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It is just before the England v Brazil match. Ronaldinho goes into the
Brazilian changing room to find all his team-mates looking a bit glum.
"What's up?" he asks. "Well, we're having trouble getting motivated
for this game. We know it's important but it's only England.
They're ***** (not very good
and we can't be bothered."
Ronaldinho looks at them and says, "Well, I reckon I can beat them by
myself-you lads go down the pub."
So Ronaldinho goes out to play England by himself and the rest of the
Brazilian team go off for a few jars.
After a few pints they wonder how the game is going, so they get the
landlord to put the teletext on. A big cheer goes up as the screen reads
"Brazil 1 - England 0 (Ronaldinho 10 minutes)". He is beating England
all by himself!
Anyway, a few pints later and the game is forgotten until someone
remembers, "It must be full time now, let's see how he got on."
They put the teletext on.
"Result from the Stadium 'Brazil 1 (Ronaldinho 10 minutes) - England 1
(Lampard 89 minutes)."
They can't believe it; he has single-handedly got a draw against
England!!
They rush back to the Stadium to congratulate Ronaldinho. They find him
in the dressing room, still in his gear, sitting with his head in his
hands.
He refuses to look at them. "I've let you down, I've let you down."
"Don't be daft, you got a draw against England, all by yourself. And they only scored at the very, very end!"
"No, no, I have, I've let you down...I got sent off after 12 minutes!"
Brazilian changing room to find all his team-mates looking a bit glum.
"What's up?" he asks. "Well, we're having trouble getting motivated
for this game. We know it's important but it's only England.
They're ***** (not very good
and we can't be bothered."Ronaldinho looks at them and says, "Well, I reckon I can beat them by
myself-you lads go down the pub."
So Ronaldinho goes out to play England by himself and the rest of the
Brazilian team go off for a few jars.
After a few pints they wonder how the game is going, so they get the
landlord to put the teletext on. A big cheer goes up as the screen reads
"Brazil 1 - England 0 (Ronaldinho 10 minutes)". He is beating England
all by himself!
Anyway, a few pints later and the game is forgotten until someone
remembers, "It must be full time now, let's see how he got on."
They put the teletext on.
"Result from the Stadium 'Brazil 1 (Ronaldinho 10 minutes) - England 1
(Lampard 89 minutes)."
They can't believe it; he has single-handedly got a draw against
England!!
They rush back to the Stadium to congratulate Ronaldinho. They find him
in the dressing room, still in his gear, sitting with his head in his
hands.
He refuses to look at them. "I've let you down, I've let you down."
"Don't be daft, you got a draw against England, all by yourself. And they only scored at the very, very end!"
"No, no, I have, I've let you down...I got sent off after 12 minutes!"
