Another "DHL Man" Moment!

allie5

<font color=blue>WARNING! DHL men should be cautio
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This time it was an unsuspecting Fed Ex man who was somewhat priveledged to witness a mad Disney fanatics delight when he delivered my Fun In The Sun Pass!!

I wasnt interested in signing his silly clipboard at all, I HAD to get the package open and see what was inside (even though the senders address was clearly marked as "Orlando Discount Vacations") I HAD TO BE SURE, didnt I?

Fed Ex man was quite patient as once again, the envelope had been sealed with the US version of super duper glue. Avoided spitting bits of envelope over Mr Fed Ex, who helpfully informed me that my package "was from America" in quite an impressed tone.

Bits of cardboard envelope now stuck attractively between my teeth, I extracted the prize. Mr Fed Ex was then enlightened with the useful knowledge that "oooooh, you can use this at the Cinderellas Royal Table breakfast" and "cor, this one is much bigger than the hopper pass". Fed Ex backed away a few steps with a very worried look and just held out his clipboard at arms length with a nervous "sign here". He roared away in his big van, probably hoping desperately he never has to darken my letterbox again.

Feeling quite chuffed I spent the next hour examining every micropixel of info on the FITS pass....which, isnt actually for me anyway (we are having APs) but for my Mum who isnt coming next year and for whom an AP would be a waste. Still, I enjoyed myself!!
 
:rotfl: Boy.... that tag fairy wasn't wrong about you, was she!!! :teeth:
 

Scene: Head office FedEx, a number of scared looking couriers around a table

FedExer 1: "I'm not doing it again"
Fed Exer 2: "Me neither"
Fed Exer 3: "She was talking gibberish, something about Cinderella"
FedExer 1: "I'm sure she was going to bite me once she'd finished the envelope!"
Fed Exer 2: "So do we toss for it next time..?"
Fed Exer 3:"I'm not doing it again"

etc....

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

JJ
 
Great story and very funny.
My boy`s think I am a tad insane when ever I get anything through the post from USA I sniff the envelope really hard just incase it smell a bit like Florida:Pinkbounc :bounce: :crazy:
 
Originally posted by jjpenguin
Scene: Head office FedEx, a number of scared looking couriers around a table

FedExer 1: "I'm not doing it again"
Fed Exer 2: "Me neither"
Fed Exer 3: "She was talking gibberish, something about Cinderella"
FedExer 1: "I'm sure she was going to bite me once she'd finished the envelope!"
Fed Exer 2: "So do we toss for it next time..?"
Fed Exer 3:"I'm not doing it again"

etc....

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

JJ

:jumping1:

LOL JJ! That has given me quite a chuckle this evening!

Allie
 
Glad you took it the right way Allie!

your description had me LOL and I was at work!
 




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