The following is my contribution to humour for the Angels
(Lou I would NEVER admit to the Angels my own mistakes)
I think the Women's Prayer should be added to the proverbial "Rules List"
Subject: Funeral Procession
A woman was leaving a convenience store with her morning coffee when she
noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery.
A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet
behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a pit bull on a leash. Behind her, a short distance back, were about 200 women walking single file.
The woman couldn't stand her curiosity. She respectfully approached the
woman walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now
is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this.
Whose funeral is it?"
"My husband's."
"What happened to him?"
"My dog attacked and killed him."
"Well, who is in the second hearse?"
"My mother-in-law. She was trying to help
my husband when the dog turned on her."
A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed
between the two women.
"Can I borrow the dog?"
"Get in line."
A Woman's Prayer:
Dear Lord, I pray for:
Wisdom, To understand a man;
Love, To forgive him; and
Patience, For his moods.
Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,
I'll just beat him to death.
Now, I may never go on a waterslide again. Of course when you are a member of the "Grace" family, it can happen anywhere.
everyone
