Can't say that I disagree with most of what the OP has written.
We've been going to AK since they first opened and I've always felt the same way...
- Park is too hot (not sure why it seems hotter than anywhere else)
- Too far away from everything (not sure why it seems to take the busses so much longer to get to/from there as it's really NOT that far away from everything)
- Attractions are, well, very boring by Disney standards. The safari ride is ok but, well, it's not all that good compared to what you can see in various zoos around the country. EE is kinda lame. Rapids ride is cool (literally) but I don't always want to get soaked (potentially) while walking around the park. Dinosaur ride is just not all that great (and a bit loud and I LIKE loud stuff). Bug's Life is interesting but, with small kids it's a bit much for them.
- I've never been one to enjoy most of the shows in WDW. Just not my thing. The bird show is really cool but, well, I've seen it way too many times already.
- Most importantly, the whole park is just too darn preachy for me. Ok, I get it! Save the Earth! But do they have to smash it in your face the WHOLE time?
I understand why a lot of people like AK but I'm just not one of them. We go there about once a year now and just skip it most of the time we go. Even the kids don't find it terribly interesting either and they LOVE animals.
I find the Jacksonville Zoo to be much more interesting (with more interesting animals). Also, the Alligator Farm in St. Augustine is much more interesting.
It's a shame as I had such high hopes for AK when they announced it.