LOL Well, you'll have to wait for the rest. This is me:
Yep, sick. I guess I've been stressing too much or something. I feel feverish and have a runny nose.

I've taken vitamins, Airborne, Zicam, and lots of water. If anyone else has any other cures/tips they can think of, let me know.
In the meantime I'm going to rest.