No, Buzz, I know you didn't make anything up.
It may not sound like gibberish to you, but I have NO IDEA what you are talking about...CF Montreal? NYCFC? MLS Cup? I was trying to prove a point by inserting other words for the ones you used, to show how nonsensical the idea was. How invested do you get when an American is up for the Nobel Peace Prize in Literature? The Vina Del Mar Awards? Board Game of the Year Awards? Do you suddenly get excited for something you had no idea existed, but once it is mentioned, tune in to see your country's participant through to the end?
Many of us have said we have little or no interest at all in sports, especially soccer. The Blue Jays are different, because they are all we've got. When they are doing well, we all hear about it on the news/radio. We still aren't tuning in to the games they play, if we weren't already watching them to begin with. If the Blue Jays happened to win anything, do you know when I would hear about it? The next morning on the radio. Would I be happy for them? Sure. Congrats Blue Jays! Now, pass the coffee creamer.
Soccer players in the Olympics, the World Cup, the MLS Cup, or any other soccer cup, could all commit to playing in tutus and make chocolate bars rain down from the sky with each goal, and you know what? I wouldn't be there to see it...not even on TV. There is no level of soccer that Canada could reach, that would convince me to grab the remote and start watching.
If Canada happens to win anything in this MLS Cup, and I learn about it the next morning on the radio, then I promise you Buzz, I will think inside my head, "Congrats, CF Montreal, whoever you are! Now pass the coffee creamer."