Televagelist 101 by Emom....
Thanks for the lesson.
Honey, one night I was up late flipping through channels and I nearly passed out when I saw a familiar face on TV. It was a guy I went to school with (older than me) who was a big man on campus, had gone on to be a pro athlete, was always a player with the girls, and was dumb as a box of rocks. There is a back story behind this guy like you wouldn't believe. He is loathed in our home town. I hadn't heard anything about him for years, and then there he was......
He's a televangelist!!!!

And Jumpin' Jehosaphat, it turns out he's a very successful one. He has a prison ministry. He especially likes to minister at women's prisons. That did not come as a shocker.

So since then, I'll periodically catch him on TV.....by accident. I always have a few choice words for the TV, because let's just say the public persona doesn't match the private one. No, I'm not going on OLD gossip, I've got NEW gossip.

I come from a tiny town and it is impossible to keep a secret. Basically, it's just the SOS he did in the past, just with different people. But he is rolling in cash nowadays.
His siblings were nice and respectable, but this one......ACK! Once when I was about 15, I caught him leering at me in a store and being a mouthy thing, I wanted to say, "I know what you did. (
the thing that made the whole town despise him) Quit looking at me."

But my SIL grabbed me and dragged me off. He was leering at her too.

She made me promise not to tell my brother.
I bet he praisies the Lord every day for gullible people.
Now back to American Idol.....When Lil came out and took that first sideways Tina Turner step, I said, "Oh no, don't tell me she is going to do a wannabe Tina imitation." The only thing she lacked was the Tina hair or Ike, lurking in the background.
