You take your children to Disney World and consider yourself a bad parent? There is nothing wrong with not wanting to do all the character meals. We have done them all, and now, will try to do 2 or 3 each trip, but no more than that.
With that said, we always do Princess Breakfast in Akershus. The food is the best. As for your list, the food was average at the Garden Grill, but I liked the Family style serving, Mickey wears overalls, Chip and Dale, and you get to see the top of the Land ride. Or, you could go with CM so that your children would get to see all the main characters. Good luck, and don't fret the decision.