EVACUATE!
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EVACUATE!
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EVACUATE MEDICAL EMERGENCY!
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EVACUATE!
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EVACUATE!
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...Wait a minute, we didn't order a wake up call?!
There is nothing more confusing or annoying than being forced awake on your first morning of vacation by the dulcet tones of a blaring alarm.
We did what any good vacationers would do and were able to successfully ignore the alarm for a good 5 minutes or so. Finally I picked up the phone and dialed the front desk.
'Is this something we need to be concerned about?'
'No ma'am, it is the parking garage next door doing a test'
'Wonderful'
Go to hell parking garage.
DL opened today at 10 am. There was no EMM available to us so we had wanted to sleep in for as long as we could. I believe this alarm went off around 8 though, so we had plenty of time to get ready.
We quickly got ready for a day at the parks then packed our bags and loaded up the car. We were moving to the Candy Cane Inn today.
Me and Figment and 00Sassy.
Regrettably, I left our room keys in the room and Brian was not able to get his cardboard doughnut complimentary breakfast at the Super 8.
We arrived at the Candy Cane after 1 or 2 U turns (oh how I love U turns, I really do, thank you California for encouraging them). I went inside to check in and we were given our room number, though the room was not ready yet. I got our parking tag and we left 00Sassy in her new home.
A picture of the Candy Cane parking, if anyone was curious.
We had missed the shuttle by about 10 minutes and I wasn't about to wait for the next one.
Besides, we were already about 5 minutes closer to DL's gates than yesterday, so the walk was fine.
And then....
I don't really use this term a lot.
but...
OMG.
The security lines were super, super long. I was immediately dismayed. We had about 25 minutes to park opening and this was going to be our 'run to fantasyland and finish everything' day.
Scratch that. As danimaroo would say, whomp whomp. (don't think she reads this trip report, but I read hers!).
We cleared security with 10 minutes or less to DL opening.
Hint: if the lines to get into the park are super long, head towards downtown disney, they are usually a lot shorter over there.
Not short enough, though. This line just would not move. I am not sure if everyone needed a picture taken or if lots more people than usual are able to get up and get there at opening when it opens at 10, thus making the lines to get in longer.
Geeeeez.
I do enjoy pictures of the monorail though! And lately whenever I say monorail I get the Simpson's monorail song stuck in my head:
Well, sir, there's nothing on earth
Like a genuine, bona fide
Electrified, six-car monorail
What'd I say?
Monorail
What's it called?
Monorail
That's right! Monorail
Monorail Monorail Monorail
Sadly, we didn't get into DL until it had already been open 30 minutes.
With hope in our hearts, we headed to Fantasyland just to see...
OK so maybe we took a slight detour to take a photo of one of the trolley horses
Castle isn't too busy, maybe Fantasyland won't be so bad...
Peter Pan had an already huge line. I love the Peter Pan ride at both WDW and DL, but WDW has FP and DL does not. I wasn't ready to wait in a huge line for it, so we sighed and sadly moved on, hoping we'd be able to get on it Sunday morning (our only other park day, Wednesday, we'd be doing a DCA early hotel entry).
I sent Brian off to get FP for Matterhorn and we had promised to meet at Mr. Toad's country mansion after I went on my first ride of the day: the bathroom.
Took this picture on the way, bathroom not pictured.
When I made it to Mr. Toad's I discovered that his Mansion was down for repairs (I heard a nasty rumor that he'd crashed his car through the front door, but I just won't believe Mr. Toad is capable of that sort of reckless driving).
I waited around about 10 minutes until I saw Brian. He had discovered what I'm sure all of you know...that Matterhorn does not have FP. Ugh.
We decided to head for Tomorrowland. The sun'll come out tomorrow, after all. Ugh, what is it with me and the bad puns today.
I just realized we did not ride these boats this trip

I now has a sad.
We paused to take pictures in the stationary teacup.
This is the closest Brian will ever get to the tea cups, he was faking a vomit because he cannot stand them.
I wish they still had real mermaids in this lagoon. That would be sweet.
On the way Brian saw that the Jedi Training was going on so we stopped to watch that. Star Wars is pretty much as important as air to me, so I loved it. Brian liked Darth's entrance on the rising stage.
And then Darth Maul showed up!!!!!
Love him, I don't know what George was thinking when he cut him (hahahaha) after the first prequel.
Seriously now *warning, skip ahead if you don't want to hear a Star Wars rant*
If Darth Maul lives through the first movie (oops, spoiler alert), that gives the next movie so much more fire. Obi Wan has to deal with his feelings of wanting revenge for Qui Gon, and the movie coulda showed how Obi Wan took the jedi path with those feelings, and how Anakin succumbed to them
in his thirst for revenge. Plus Darth Maul is just the best.
*if you skipped the rant, please continue reading here*
After watching for a while Brian got our FP for Space while I traded a vinyl in the gift shop.
I traded a junk vinyl and got the Rabbit from the Alice in Wonderland set. I don't love that set, but hey, at least it is not another junk vinyl.
Remember when I said to always look up in gift shops?? This is a good example.