Alli for Weight Loss

[PrincessKsMom]

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[Disney-Kim]

this is the funniest thread I have read in a long time.

I would rather be fat than crap my pants and butt pizza oil...omg....

 

[tar heel]

I can't imagine taking this crap. Why not just follow a lowfat diet without Alli -- then you don't have to worry about messing your pants.

 

[rockundergirl]

I can't imagine taking this crap. Why not just follow a lowfat diet without Alli -- then you don't have to worry about messing your pants.

eh.. the way i see it people need tools, and plans. Why go to the gym, why not just run around your block? Probably a silly example, but you get the point. You can look at all of life that way, why not just eat healthy , why not just save money, why not just get your masters, why not just be happy. If only ! I think if the little butt pizza oil pill motivates someone... more power to them!

 

[tar heel]

I understand the motivation part -- I've given Weight Watchers $12 bucks many times, but I think the side effects of this product are just too over the top.

 

[rockundergirl]

I understand the motivation part -- I've given Weight Watchers $12 bucks many times, but I think the side effects of this product are just too over the top.

True enough, How is the weight watcher working? I used to do it, but stopped going.

 

[tar heel]

I'm not doing WW now, and, alas, I'm not at goal either. I'm a lifetime member though (lost 49 pounds to get there), so it works if you stick with it. Even though I'm not following the program now and need to lose some, there are some good habits that have never gone away, such as always skinning chicken and serving lots of veggies.

 

[dfchelbay]

I won't get into the nasty details, but 3 words cover it: oily anal discharge.

Let's just say that I had a wear a maxi pad in the BACK of my underwear.

Yep, heard the same thing. It will ruin your bedding and under garments.

 

[Robinrs]

you don't actually crap your pants, orange oil come out of your butt... it looks like pizza oil. but it doesn't happen if you follow the plan.. so really what Alli does is punish you for eating poorly with butt pizza oil. I didn't follow the plan.... hence how i know about butt pizza oil. I don't take it anymore lol Sorry for the TMI. Butt ( get it 2 t's) its better you find out from someone else then have a butt pizza oil attack at work or something.

 

[SnowWhite607]

My doctor tried to get me to take this a while ago. I asked about the side effects. He told me what some of the other posters mentioned. He said I should probably take a week off from work to see how my system adjusts. I said, "So you think crapping in my pants all day sounds more appealing than being fat?" He was stunned at my reaction, but agreed it might not be the best route for me. Ya think?

OMG that is the funniest thing I have ever heard!!

 

[MsLeFever]

It's called the trickle down effect.

That just made me laugh until tears rolled down my face!

 

[tammymacb]

I'm sorry but this is too funny.

No personal experience, but I saw what happened to a friend of mine. We used to work labor and delivery in a small community hospital. Small meaning on weekends ( we were both on the weekend only plan ) there were only two nursery nurses in the nursery. So, my friend took an Alli, and got floated to the nursery. While in there, she found a box of Dunkin Donuts a doctor brought in and ate one. Well, there was a delivery, the other nursery nurse got called in to the delivery. My friend HAD to stay in the nursery, there was no backup and babies in there. You guessed it, she crapped her pants in the nursery.

 

[glasslipper]

OMG This thread is too hysterical

 

[sherry7]

I'm sorry but this is too funny.

No personal experience, but I saw what happened to a friend of mine. We used to work labor and delivery in a small community hospital. Small meaning on weekends ( we were both on the weekend only plan ) there were only two nursery nurses in the nursery. So, my friend took an Alli, and got floated to the nursery. While in there, she found a box of Dunkin Donuts a doctor brought in and ate one. Well, there was a delivery, the other nursery nurse got called in to the delivery. My friend HAD to stay in the nursery, there was no backup and babies in there. You guessed it, she crapped her pants in the nursery.

At least she had baby wipes available to clean herself up, lol. Pity that the diapers wouldn't fit though.

 

[eyes4eeyore]

My mother took this stuff for about 2 weeks. She followed the rules but still had the lovely previously mentioned "issues". She quit as soon as it started, about 2 weeks in. But here we are 4 months later and she STILL has problems. But hey, she did loose 4 lbs!......

 

[yeahdisney]

Seriously, I'm now just reading the whole thread for the laughs!

 

[PrincessKsMom]

I'm always out there begging for a tag, scrollie or shaky, from the Tag Fairy. Let's hope this is the one time she DOESN"T see what I've written.

 

[tzolkin]

This always makes me think of those potato chips-- I think they were called WOW. I remember being a teen and reading the back of the package... Warning: May cause anal leakage. I could not figure out who would willingly eat a food if they actually read that on the back of the bag.

 

[PrincessKsMom]

This always makes me think of those potato chips-- I think they were called WOW. I remember being a teen and reading the back of the package... Warning: May cause anal leakage. I could not figure out who would willingly eat a food if they actually read that on the back of the bag.

I'm sure this was a big hit among male tweens.

 

[Jenn4615]