Here's whats coming next:
Air: Free
Air Conditioning/heat: $1/minute/seat
Dirty blanket: $2
Clean blanket: $10
Toilet paper: .50/sheet or family special 10 sheets for $9.50
Meet and greet with stewardess: $20 (Please note this includes one contact only and is limited to passenger saying "Hello" and stewardess saying "Hello". Additional charges apply for any other word exchanges or requests)
Its getting ridiculous. Just charge me a little more for my ticket. Not a lot more, just a little.