Sung By Barney Fife...
In A Jailhouse,
Down In Dixie,
Fightin Crime And Saving Lives,
Lived A Sheriff And His Buddy,
Pistol Packin,
Barney Fife.
Oh My Darin,
Oh My Darin,
Oh My Darin Barnie Fife,
He's A Deadly Crime Stopper,
What A Copper,
Barnie Fife!
Then One Day There,
Came A Ridin,
Two Bad Men To Rob The Bank,
But Fife Was Tricky,
A Dead-eye Dicky,
And He Locked Them In The Tank.
Sung By Sheriff Andy Taylor...
Oh My Darin,
Oh My Darin Barnie Fife,
Had A Jailcell,
Couldn't Lock It,
Had One Bullet For His Pistol,
Had To Keep It In His Pocket.
Rest In Peace, Don. You'll Be Missed!