OMG!!!! That is the worst news!!! We feel terrible for you Rob!

LAX gave me heart failure, too. We got in a fight w/ the guy at LAX curbside check-in.
He refused to let us pay for the overweight bag and wouldn't check our luggage unless I rearranged the bags. Those of you who sat at our table at breakfast know how I feel about this. I start unpacking in a FURY, until I stood up and banged my head on the metal counter. Now I'm sitting curbside, crying, "Why didn't you just let us pay the $50?" Jeff, seeing me get hysterical, told me to go into the terminal and sit down.
When I got inside the airport, I realized my wallet (with my ID) was now missing. We had to get the checked bags back to go through them AGAIN to see if I dropped it in there. Verrry long story short, I had thrust the wallet at Jeff while I was repacking. He put it in his back pocket, but we both had forgotten about it after I slammed my head on the counter. The man didn't ask anyone else while we were there to repack their cases, btw.
What a way to come home. Rob, we both have our fingers & toes crossed for you to have a happy ending to this story. Please let us know how this turns out.