A Woman's Prayer (humor)

stevenpensacola

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A WOMAN'S PRAYER:
Now I lay me
Down to sleep.
I pray the Lord
My shape to keep.
Please no wrinkles
Please no bags
And lift my butt
Before it sags.
Please no age spots
Please no gray
As for my belly,
Take it away.
Keep me healthy
Keep me young,
And thank you Dear Lord
For all that you've done.

Five tips for a woman....

1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a
job.
2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to
you.
4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.
5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.
 

Please no wrinkles
Please no bags
And lift my butt
Before it sags.
Please no age spots
Please no gray
As for my belly,
Take it away.
Keep me healthy
Keep me young,
Are you sure this is a woman's prayer and not a man's prayer for his woman?;)
 




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