A Vacation From My Problems (A Sept. 2010 Trip Report) - COMPLETED 12/14

[afwdwfan]

Beverly: 23.7% more sanitary than toilet water!

I was too late for the quotes I knew so I figured I'd try to be the first one to jump on the Beverly bandwagon.

 

[Shannon84]

DARN! robbed again...thats what I get for taking a second to complete my work instead of answering right away great update...I will have to think of some Beverly advertisements later I LOVED the OLD figment ride...geez disney dont fix it if it ain't broke

 

[glennbo123]

Another great update Captain! Loved the pictures of the kids playing with the fountains. And Beverly faces -- that never gets old!

 

[middlepat]

Beverly: The interpretive representation of New Jersey.

Beverly: Bitter. Just beacause.

Beverly: The Vegemite of soda.

 

[trennr]

Beverly: The reason dogs lick their butts.

 

[dvczerfs]

nice update captain!!!! dd and i are green teamers ourselfs,well, she goes on orange with her cousin but when i go,she goes green. i go for the watermellon in clubcool. kids flyin in the air at the golfball!!

 

[trennr]

Beverly: So that's what Skunk Spray taste like.

 

[trennr]

Beverly: 1-800-222-1222

 

[afwdwfan]

Beverly: So that's what Skunk Spray taste like.

Beverly: 1-800-222-1222

Ok, now I have to get to work and come up with some better ones.... I laughed out loud at both of those.

 

[trennr]

Beverly: Aren't you glad we didn't make a Diet Beverly?

 

[trennr]

Beverly: The taste that keeps your neighbor's kids away.

 

[trennr]

Beverly: Eat your brussel sprouts or else!

 

[trennr]

Beverly: Yeah...OK...we lost a bet.

 

[marvali]

Beverly: The reason dogs lick their butts.

Hilarious and highly descriptive, but I doubt seriously it would make a viable ad campaign, unless of course, you work for pepsi!!!!

 

[that's nice]

Beverly: The choice drink of the dinosaurs.

Beverly: Not only a drink, a deterrent.

Beverly: There is plenty to go around.

Beverly: Please drink it. So we don't have to.

Beverly: Not only is it a wholesome drink, it cleans 1943 steel pennies!

Beverly: Why waste washing your kids mouth out with perfectly good soap?

Beverly: Only 10 gallons made since 1958.

 

[FreezinRafiki]

Beverly: Gli Americani realmente pensano che beviamo questa risciacquatura! (Translated: The Americans actually think we drink this swill!)


We'd rather eat the @$$ end out of skunk too, but Beverly comes in a bottle!

 

[middlepat]

Beverly: Anything else would be civilized.

 

[Wherem I Now]

Sticking with the movie quote idea:

Beverly - Well, you can live on it, but it taste like $#!+.

 

[that's nice]

Beverly: Peanut butter might actually taste better.

 

[afwdwfan]

Sticking with the movie quote idea:

Beverly - Well, you can live on it, but it taste like $#!+.

Hmmm... I can run on a movie paraphrase idea this one's kind of weak, but....


Why is the Beverly never gone????