A truly classic piece of cinematic history last night

[wishuponastarforever]

Ot Oh sounds like somebody has a case of the Mondays

 

[onecoolmama]

"i have people skills!"

 

[wishuponastarforever]

The thing is Bob, it's not that I'm lazy - I just don't care.

 

[onecoolmama]

you can ask someone how many pieces of flair they're wearing

 

[Bob Slydell]

Originally posted by wishuponastarforever
The thing is Bob, it's not that I'm lazy - I just don't care.

Best quote in the movie!!

 

[wishuponastarforever]

What if we're doing this when we're 50?

 

[monkeyboy]

Samir: No one in this country can ever pronounce my name right. It's not that hard: Samir Na-gheen-an-a-jar. Nagheenanajar.

Michael Bolton: Yeah, well at least your name isn't Michael Bolton.
Samir: You know there's nothing wrong with that name.

Michael Bolton: There was nothing wrong with it... until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent *** clown became famous and started winning Grammys.

Samir: Hmm... well why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael?

Michael Bolton: No way. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks

 

[jrydberg]

Would that be Samir Na... Naga... Nageh... Nag.. Nahgonnaworkhereanymore?

 

[onecoolmama]

"i hear you've been missing a lot of work lately", "well i wouldn't say i've been missing it bob"

 

[wishuponastarforever]

Oh and remember next Friday is Hawaiian Shirt Day.

 

[onecoolmama]

"you don't show up for 3 days and you get to keep your job." " Actually, i got promoted"

 

[jrydberg]

The ratio of people to cake is too great

 

[onecoolmama]

"look at what kind of nerds we are when we have to look up money laundering in the dictionary"

 

[wishuponastarforever]

Human beings were not meant to sit in little cubicles staring at computer screens all day filling out useless forms and listening to eight different bosses drone on about mission statements

EWWW that one is too close to home!!!!!

 

[onecoolmama]

Originally posted by wishuponastarforever
EWWW that one is too close to home!!!!!

Hopefully this one wont


"we're not going to white-collar resort prison, we're going to federal pound-you-in-the-[butt] prison!"

 

[goofygirl]

Gotta love it when they beat up the fax machine!

 

[wishuponastarforever]

Originally posted by onecoolmama
Hopefully this one wont


"we're not going to white-collar resort prison, we're going to federal pound-you-in-the-[butt] prison!"

That's funny.

I have to watch Office Space tonight!!!!

 

[onecoolmama]

Originally posted by wishuponastarforever
That's funny.

I have to watch Office Space tonight!!!!

LOL!!! Honestly..i dont like the movie at all. But I do know most of it!

DH says I dont appracaite it because I was a waitress thwn moved to an office job. So I never got the "cubical" expierience!

 

[Bob Slydell]

Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?

Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man.

Peter Gibbons: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?

Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a million dollars I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with money.

Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks.

Lawrence: Well the kind of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.

 

[jrydberg]

LOL!!! Honestly..i dont like the movie at all.

Heretic!