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<font color=CC66CC>Short Post Man cracks me up!<br
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- Nov 25, 2001
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After living in a remote wilderness all his life, an old codger
decided it was time to visit the big city. In one of the stores
he picks up a mirror and looks in it. Not knowing what it was,
he remarked, "How about that! Here's a picture of my daddy."
He bought the 'picture', but on the way home he remembered his
wife, Lizzy, didn't like his father. So he hung it in the barn,
and every morning before leaving for the fields, he would go
there and look at it.
Lizzy began to get suspicious of these many trips to the barn.
One day after her husband left, she searched the barn and found
the mirror.
As she looked into the glass, she fumed, "So that's the old gal
he's runnin' after! I'll kill him!"
decided it was time to visit the big city. In one of the stores
he picks up a mirror and looks in it. Not knowing what it was,
he remarked, "How about that! Here's a picture of my daddy."
He bought the 'picture', but on the way home he remembered his
wife, Lizzy, didn't like his father. So he hung it in the barn,
and every morning before leaving for the fields, he would go
there and look at it.
Lizzy began to get suspicious of these many trips to the barn.
One day after her husband left, she searched the barn and found
the mirror.
As she looked into the glass, she fumed, "So that's the old gal
he's runnin' after! I'll kill him!"
