So i hope you had a relaxing night, No dogs jumping on the bed or People stealing Maxine's pee while you were out.
I am sure Maxine will be Ok while your gone.. Or she'll be watching.
talk soon.
You are officially labeled the creatively insane

where the heck did you get that picture and more importantly how the heck did the horse push the elevator button with her hoof

??
So I left the house yesterday, went through the drive through at Arbys picked up some sandwiches and was pulling up to the POP security kiosk all in
38 minutes !!
I was absolutely floored and so happy I know I am blessed to live so close but I never realized how close time wise when the planets are lined up just right, there are really no cars on the infamous I-4 and the

is flowing
I parked the car and then walked to where I THOUGHT my room was (look at a map what? I ain't a tourist

) and I walked, and I walked some more..ahh here we go there's the pool
Hello lifeguards

There were two on duty, they out-numbered the guests in the pool Alright sit down at a table and figure out where this room is

Well its first floor but not near the pool, no problem I am at WDW

I finally find it, I had parked on the "back" of one of the 50s bldgs near the lake and within walking distance to AOA
The room is on the back but over the other side behind "Lady" I don't care I open the door Yeah touch key works no problem Swing the door open What no Zip-a-dee-do-dah music ? Nice little Mickey Mouse towel on the bed I knew it would be there but it always brings a smile to my heart

There is NO coffee pot

WTH ?????? When did THAT happen

This will never do !! I got over it in about 5 minutes Spent the next 5 wiping down the TV remote (nice sized flat screen very nice) the phone dresser drawers and all other surfaces YES I am one of those that carries with me the Clorox wipes or some similar brand..it makes me feel safer
First order of business eat, when did I eat last

, I am terrible with
this and set up a wake-up call for 6 am Who will it be ?? Hoping it is a "friendly" character and not a screaming one Years ago I remember it was Stitch after the first morning I never set a wake up call again and used the regular alarm clock
I will eat and watch some TV, couldn't figure out how to put on the sleep timer I love to fall asleep to the sound of the TV I do it at home, but I HATE when in the middle of the night you are woken up by some loud screaming commercial or worse yet some informercial Hoping this doesn't happen Then I will take a nice long hot bath and go to sleep
Not watching news, NOT watching Stacey whatsherface !! I settle for Entertainment Tonight Ah this bed is comfy

Can you guess where this is going ?
I wake up at 5:55 Why do I always wake minutes before the alarm ? I listen NOTHING Did the world end and I am the sole survivor No the TV is still on so life must still be here Still SO quiet Wake Up call comes through Its Mike
Wazowski ! and he is NOT screaming...thank you Mike, but sorry no plans to see you today
I stretch and then I hear signs of life, a small child is passing by the room Cute sounds of giggling, not running not screaming I know how you feel kiddo Its a nice day and we're at WDW !
I have slept probably for 9 or 10 hours I haven't had that much sleep in the past 3 days I want to take this bed home Now I want a shower a cup of coffee and a cigarette I can only have one of those things Let the day begin,,,,,