A (slightly off-color) question for the men...

nytimez

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Is it just me, or are most of the big attractions at Universal quite unfriendly to the male anatomy? Really, why do the seats need that big hump right in the crotch anyway?

I'm sick today. I have quite a fever, actually. So maybe this question is the product of a fevered mind. But fevered minds want to know...
 
lol My dad had the same complaint as well, although as I pointed out, us women suffer too, especially with the shoulder bars that come down over our, sometimes ample, chest!!
 
This pastime on RRR I had a few encounters with the boys down south.:lmao: it normally happens at the first brake run after the non inverted loop right when it jolts going into the brake run.:scared1:
 
Yea some of the rides are not man freindly and some can be painful :rotfl::rotfl: and thats why some of them only get one ride out of me:lmao:
 

I think some of the rides are NOT anatomically friendly.
I may not have a large set of twins, but I hate getting crushed. :rolleyes1
Some of the rides my husband was uncomfortable with.
Maybe theme parks need to revisit this problem.
OR send the final design managers on a 3 hour nonstop ride. :eek:
 
I find you have to go into the Mummy very carefully. You have to step down into the vehicle... so you got all that downward momentum. Meanwhile, the hump is aimed upwards. Hit it wrong, and... youch. The ride gets off to a rough start.

I hadn't considered the effect of ride harnesses on ****age... good point. We all sacrifice something, I guess.
 
This pastime on RRR I had a few encounters with the boys down south.:lmao: it normally happens at the first brake run after the non inverted loop right when it jolts going into the brake run.:scared1:

Okay, I was going to start a thread for this topic after being there last week.

By far, the worst ride for me was RRR. I loved the ride itself...but that was more than a little uncomfortable!
 


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