A Silly Thread, Name a Bad Idea Disney Could do to Save Profit

[PHILCT]

This is not meant to hurt anyone's feelings.

Just an expression of ideas that should never make it through to implementation. Just be Silly.

Idea One:

Disney should replace all the Golf Courses with astro turf to save on maintenance costs.

 

[kimmikayb]

All pools should be filled with jello, so we can snack and swim at the same time...saves time.

 

[PHILCT]

All pools should be filled with jello, so we can snack and swim at the same time...saves time.

LOL

Sadly I like that idea, make it Lime Green Jello, and I must bring Non Fat Whip Cream for toppings.

 

[MOMOFMNM]

they could sell their little light up toy thingies without batteries in them...

better yet they could have them run on batteries ONLY produced at WDW...

is that too corny?
sorry....it's late

 

[Tracey1974]

PERMANENT refillable mugs!!!!

 

[hentob]

Offer FastPass to only those who pay extra $$$--Sort of what Universal does for FOTL.

I would be willing to pay for it

 

[Daisy Duck 5]

After looking at MOMOFMNM's picture I decided they need to start charging people for those 3D glasses. Who wouldn't want to take a pair of those home?

Also we need to start tipping those characters they are sweating in those costumes.

 

[MOMOFMNM]

After looking at MOMOFMNM's picture I decided they need to start charging people for those 3D glasses. Who wouldn't want to take a pair of those home?

Also we need to start tipping those characters they are sweating in those costumes.

weren't those included in the price of admission????

 

[MOMOFMNM]

PERMANENT refillable mugs!!!!

they do have those

they are called Disney Mug Vacation Club refills good til 2042...as is our right...

just go to ZZUB's trip report threads and read all about it!!

 

[PHILCT]

In addition to the Vendor's Mickey Chocolate ICON ICE CREAM on a STICK Bar, which I love,
add a smaller MINNIE VERSION for the same price.

 

[MzDiz]

weren't those included in the price of admission????

Some people would think so. I saw a woman put hers in her purse after Philharmagic once.

 

[challada]

mechanical animals in AK on the safari...would insure they are in the right spot, keep 'em out of the trucks way AND save on all that food and vet care!

how about charging $3 for a bottle of water for the crazy tourists...oh wait, they already implemented that one.

 

[UrsulasMyHero]

All pools should be filled with jello, so we can snack and swim at the same time...saves time.

No too many people Pee in pools for me to like this idea... especially in the warm florida sun, the stuff would never set just right and I'd be wondering just what I'd be "snacking" on.

 

[beckmrk04]

No too many people Pee in pools for me to like this idea... especially in the warm florida sun, the stuff would never set just right and I'd be wondering just what I'd be "snacking" on.

 

[icebrat001]

No too many people Pee in pools for me to like this idea... especially in the warm florida sun, the stuff would never set just right and I'd be wondering just what I'd be "snacking" on.

Eww

 

[mickeysgal]

Charge for character greetings. Just because you're in WDW, doesn't mean you're entitled to see the mouse!

 

[DawnCt1]

Eliminate coffee from the lobbies of the deluxe hotels so guests have to pay $1.75 (plus tax). (oops, they already did)

 

[ktglads]

No more nightly firework shows. Once a week per park is more than enough. Oh and they will all be on the same night at the same time so you will have to choose which one you want to see. Can save like 200K a week right there!

 

[disneynutt1225]

Reduce the temperature of the swimming pools so people can't swim in the winter during their vacation.

Oh wait, they've already done that.....

 

[cajunmommy]

In honor of the bedbugs / hotel heebeejeebees thread.....stop laundering the bedspreads at the resort because no one uses them anyway, right????