M&M's
Matt and Mel
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****Update: As you could probably surmise, this report died on the vine. I'm sorry to anyone who read it and expected more. I blame myself. Just pretend that it was a 1 day trip and all will be well. Take care and stay out of the damn lakes! ****
This whole first page contains the prologue in multiple posts. Here's links to the rest:
Chapter 1: The Time Has Come!
Chapter 2: Arrival, and off to the Kingdom
Chapter 3: Pecos Bill, Captain Jack, and the Ghost Host
Chapter 4: Jungle, Splash, and the End of Arrival Day (Finally)
My trip has been over for almost 7 months now. I’ve had this prologue typed for a while. I need the motivation to type the actual trip. Please give me the motivation if you like this prologue. Alrighty, here we go.
Like so many others here that have written TR’s have claimed, I too have some fears about penning my own TR. Let’s call them trip report jitters, or TRJ’s for short. I’ve noticed this forum loves its abbreviations, so I’ll incorporate them whenever necessary. Anyway, I have a full-blown case of the TRJ’s right now. I think I caught them while I was reading other TR’s by such names as ZZUB, 1000thhappyhaunt, kpk89, horsegirl, hucifer, vettechick99, and jamal, among others. Don’t be offended if you wrote a trip report and you didn’t see your name. All it means is that you didn’t have a creative enough name for me to remember.
Or your trip report was not that good.
Or both…..
Moving on.
Here’s my Trip Report Disclaimer:
I won’t pretend to be anything that I am not. I will triple check (heck, I’ll nonuple check) each installment for correct spelling, because that’s how I roll. Grammar on the other hand? Well I’ll try my best, but slipping from past tense to present tense and back is also how I roll. I will not use a thesaurus (not too much anyway) to make my report sound all smart. If I did, it would probably end up like Joey’s recommendation letter for the adoption agency (sorry if you feel left out because you don’t get the reference. I don’t even get the reference. My wife just told me to put that in). I will also attempt to be witty and sarcastic, although I realize sarcasm is a tough one to interpret in print. Therefore, if you think I’m being sarcastic, I probably am. Unless it makes me look dumber. Then I TOTALLY am not.
Bottom line, I will try my best to give you an entertaining diversion from your everyday life and give you a chance to enjoy Walt Disney World through my own and my wife’s eyes. All three of them. No, just kidding. We’ve got two apiece. I think.
Now, to tackle those pesky TRJ’s…
Let me begin by telling you a bit about the group, as is the custom ‘round these parts.
Matt(me): 26, a weird combination of lazy slob and neat freak; the commando one in the parks; otherwise very easygoing. Since nicknames are more fun, I’ll call myself Hercules. No, not really. Nor will I refer to myself in the third person. My ego isn’t that big. I’ll call myself ‘I’, ‘me’, or any variation of first person text. Creative, right?
Melissa: 27, my wife, my soul-mate, all that mushy stuff; can get along with anyone; very smart and efficient; keeps me in line; let’s call her DW (I’m really going out on a limb here with the nicknames).
Mike: 30, my older brother; original Disney geek; a one-time CM via Disney’s College Program; does killer Mickey Mouse impersonation; overall a dweeb, as older brothers are wont to be; he is ‘The Miz’ (my reality show watching brethren will get that one).
Courtney: late 20’s (don’t know her exact age, and afraid to ask), my sister-in-law, Mike’s wife; very happy-go-lucky; crazy hyper at times; sophisticated and classy; puts up with Mike’s Mickey Mouse voice; she will now be known as ‘Daisy’ (as in Daisy Duck).
Ok, now that you know the cast, on to the TR. I’ve heard the best way to overcome the TRJ’s is to just start typing with whatever comes to mind. Diarrhea of the fingers (DotF), per say.
So after many attempts of diarrhea typing, and many rough drafts concerning my income to expense ratio, buffalo chicken, and the Red Sox, I have come to the conclusion that wherever I heard that saying before, one important part was left out. So for you, I will say this: The best way to overcome the TRJ’s is to type whatever comes to mind, concerning your recent Disney trip. That’s important. Otherwise, we would have a bunch of trip reports on this board that have to do with Star Magazine, Oprah, and that nasty co-worker that just won’t stop leering at me!
Whoa, where am I going with this? I’m sorry. This is my trip report.
This is my trip report on a tangent.
Any questions?
See what I mean about the TRJ’s and DotF? Instead of nervous chatter, I have Nervous Typer. The TRJ’s with a side of NT to boot. Better than writer’s block (WB), I say.
Hey! Guess what?! WDW! I’m going! So I gotta plan! Man, I should tell you all about that part, huh? That would be fun.
Oh, that’s what this is supposed to be?
Okay, I’ll get right on that.
So there I was, watching the Red Sox game eating some very good buffalo wings while thinking how to save some more money…Kidding. See that though? That’s called joke continuity. Did you like that? If you didn’t, please don’t comment. I have a very fragile ego and I will cry.
Anyway, so there I was, watching the Red Sox (really, that part was true) when my brother called me on the celly. We discussed a multitude of manly subjects. Probably stuff like monster trucks and beer. The conversation lasted about a minute. We are guys, remember. At the tail end of the epic conversation, he mentioned that he and his wife had just booked a trip to THE World. You know the one: parks, busses, hotels (sorry, resorts), and various large dressed up animals always smiling and tormenting.
Well, they torment me.
Anyway, he said they got this great deal with Free Dining and mentioned the price. I told him that DW and I have been making comments to each other about going back soon, but we couldn’t quite afford it. He said that if we could join them, that would be great, and at the price he mentioned, it was doable! Ladies and gentlemen, start your engines.
Vrrooooooommmm….putt….putt…..bang! That was my proverbial motor starting to run, only to stall out when I discovered (I thought) that the Free Dining promotion was already done. Hey, I didn’t discover the DIS yet, “the land with all the answers”™. Give me a break! So here I am, in the span of a few minutes, thinking of a return trip and then thinking it wasn’t going to happen. I didn’t even get my car past the starting line!
Leave it to AAA to give me a push. We got our monthly AAA newspaper in the mail and as usual, I just skim through it. Well, right there on one of the pages is a brightly colored ad featuring Goofy wearing a chef’s hat and holding a skillet! Well, I’ll be! Free Dining is still on! Believe it or not, I hadn’t gone to the Disney World web page yet. So I sauntered on over there (if you can even do that on a computer) and golly gee, there’s Goofy again. To be honest, I was feeling kind of goofy at this point. If only there was a website where Disney fanatics congregated and discussed all things Disney. I could really use that right about here.
In one fell swoop, I plugged in the week that Daisy and the Miz (sounds like a musical group, doesn’t it?) were going, along with hotel accommodations and our preferred ticket options. Yep, the price looked good (if rack rate can ever look good). It’s on! Book ‘em, Danno!
This whole first page contains the prologue in multiple posts. Here's links to the rest:
Chapter 1: The Time Has Come!
Chapter 2: Arrival, and off to the Kingdom
Chapter 3: Pecos Bill, Captain Jack, and the Ghost Host
Chapter 4: Jungle, Splash, and the End of Arrival Day (Finally)
My trip has been over for almost 7 months now. I’ve had this prologue typed for a while. I need the motivation to type the actual trip. Please give me the motivation if you like this prologue. Alrighty, here we go.
Like so many others here that have written TR’s have claimed, I too have some fears about penning my own TR. Let’s call them trip report jitters, or TRJ’s for short. I’ve noticed this forum loves its abbreviations, so I’ll incorporate them whenever necessary. Anyway, I have a full-blown case of the TRJ’s right now. I think I caught them while I was reading other TR’s by such names as ZZUB, 1000thhappyhaunt, kpk89, horsegirl, hucifer, vettechick99, and jamal, among others. Don’t be offended if you wrote a trip report and you didn’t see your name. All it means is that you didn’t have a creative enough name for me to remember.
Or your trip report was not that good.
Or both…..
Moving on.
Here’s my Trip Report Disclaimer:
I won’t pretend to be anything that I am not. I will triple check (heck, I’ll nonuple check) each installment for correct spelling, because that’s how I roll. Grammar on the other hand? Well I’ll try my best, but slipping from past tense to present tense and back is also how I roll. I will not use a thesaurus (not too much anyway) to make my report sound all smart. If I did, it would probably end up like Joey’s recommendation letter for the adoption agency (sorry if you feel left out because you don’t get the reference. I don’t even get the reference. My wife just told me to put that in). I will also attempt to be witty and sarcastic, although I realize sarcasm is a tough one to interpret in print. Therefore, if you think I’m being sarcastic, I probably am. Unless it makes me look dumber. Then I TOTALLY am not.
Bottom line, I will try my best to give you an entertaining diversion from your everyday life and give you a chance to enjoy Walt Disney World through my own and my wife’s eyes. All three of them. No, just kidding. We’ve got two apiece. I think.
Now, to tackle those pesky TRJ’s…
Let me begin by telling you a bit about the group, as is the custom ‘round these parts.
Matt(me): 26, a weird combination of lazy slob and neat freak; the commando one in the parks; otherwise very easygoing. Since nicknames are more fun, I’ll call myself Hercules. No, not really. Nor will I refer to myself in the third person. My ego isn’t that big. I’ll call myself ‘I’, ‘me’, or any variation of first person text. Creative, right?
Melissa: 27, my wife, my soul-mate, all that mushy stuff; can get along with anyone; very smart and efficient; keeps me in line; let’s call her DW (I’m really going out on a limb here with the nicknames).
Mike: 30, my older brother; original Disney geek; a one-time CM via Disney’s College Program; does killer Mickey Mouse impersonation; overall a dweeb, as older brothers are wont to be; he is ‘The Miz’ (my reality show watching brethren will get that one).
Courtney: late 20’s (don’t know her exact age, and afraid to ask), my sister-in-law, Mike’s wife; very happy-go-lucky; crazy hyper at times; sophisticated and classy; puts up with Mike’s Mickey Mouse voice; she will now be known as ‘Daisy’ (as in Daisy Duck).
Ok, now that you know the cast, on to the TR. I’ve heard the best way to overcome the TRJ’s is to just start typing with whatever comes to mind. Diarrhea of the fingers (DotF), per say.
So after many attempts of diarrhea typing, and many rough drafts concerning my income to expense ratio, buffalo chicken, and the Red Sox, I have come to the conclusion that wherever I heard that saying before, one important part was left out. So for you, I will say this: The best way to overcome the TRJ’s is to type whatever comes to mind, concerning your recent Disney trip. That’s important. Otherwise, we would have a bunch of trip reports on this board that have to do with Star Magazine, Oprah, and that nasty co-worker that just won’t stop leering at me!
Whoa, where am I going with this? I’m sorry. This is my trip report.
This is my trip report on a tangent.
Any questions?
See what I mean about the TRJ’s and DotF? Instead of nervous chatter, I have Nervous Typer. The TRJ’s with a side of NT to boot. Better than writer’s block (WB), I say.
Hey! Guess what?! WDW! I’m going! So I gotta plan! Man, I should tell you all about that part, huh? That would be fun.
Oh, that’s what this is supposed to be?
Okay, I’ll get right on that.
So there I was, watching the Red Sox game eating some very good buffalo wings while thinking how to save some more money…Kidding. See that though? That’s called joke continuity. Did you like that? If you didn’t, please don’t comment. I have a very fragile ego and I will cry.
Anyway, so there I was, watching the Red Sox (really, that part was true) when my brother called me on the celly. We discussed a multitude of manly subjects. Probably stuff like monster trucks and beer. The conversation lasted about a minute. We are guys, remember. At the tail end of the epic conversation, he mentioned that he and his wife had just booked a trip to THE World. You know the one: parks, busses, hotels (sorry, resorts), and various large dressed up animals always smiling and tormenting.
Well, they torment me.
Anyway, he said they got this great deal with Free Dining and mentioned the price. I told him that DW and I have been making comments to each other about going back soon, but we couldn’t quite afford it. He said that if we could join them, that would be great, and at the price he mentioned, it was doable! Ladies and gentlemen, start your engines.
Vrrooooooommmm….putt….putt…..bang! That was my proverbial motor starting to run, only to stall out when I discovered (I thought) that the Free Dining promotion was already done. Hey, I didn’t discover the DIS yet, “the land with all the answers”™. Give me a break! So here I am, in the span of a few minutes, thinking of a return trip and then thinking it wasn’t going to happen. I didn’t even get my car past the starting line!
Leave it to AAA to give me a push. We got our monthly AAA newspaper in the mail and as usual, I just skim through it. Well, right there on one of the pages is a brightly colored ad featuring Goofy wearing a chef’s hat and holding a skillet! Well, I’ll be! Free Dining is still on! Believe it or not, I hadn’t gone to the Disney World web page yet. So I sauntered on over there (if you can even do that on a computer) and golly gee, there’s Goofy again. To be honest, I was feeling kind of goofy at this point. If only there was a website where Disney fanatics congregated and discussed all things Disney. I could really use that right about here.
In one fell swoop, I plugged in the week that Daisy and the Miz (sounds like a musical group, doesn’t it?) were going, along with hotel accommodations and our preferred ticket options. Yep, the price looked good (if rack rate can ever look good). It’s on! Book ‘em, Danno!