A Public Service Announcement

[zeitzeuge]

Whatever you do, dont fry bacon au natural!

I still have scars from that mistake!

Um.........ouch.

 

[rosiep]

Um.........ouch.

Yup! Don't grate cheese naked either. I lost a nipple that way.

 

[wallyb]

Yup! Don't grate cheese naked either. I lost a nipple that way.

How do I block that image?

 

[zeitzeuge]

Yup! Don't grate cheese naked either. I lost a nipple that way.

I'm.....I'm uh.....well, rarely speechless.



Carry on........

 

[rosiep]

I've got a bionic one now. Squirts milk 200 feet!

 

[wallyb]

I've got a bionic one now. Squirts milk 200 feet!

moo!

 

[PghLybrt]

I've got a bionic one now. Squirts milk 200 feet!

I am still in pain from the former comment! OUCH!!!!

 

[rosiep]

I am still in pain from the former comment! OUCH!!!!

Grandma was right: It pays to wear an apron while cooking.....I wonder how she knew????

 

[PghLybrt]

Grandma was right: It pays to wear an apron while cooking.....I wonder how she knew????

It really does!

I try to all of the time.

 

[jamieandben]

Yup! Don't grate cheese naked either. I lost a nipple that way.

I've got a bionic one now. Squirts milk 200 feet!

I'm so going to get fired!!!
But that was funny!!!

 

[rosiep]

Now if only I could get the slicing and dicing down James would be home free....

 

[jenn&nelsonrego]

Now...about showing up at my door nakid....yes please! I'll bake a cake!

Whatever you do, dont fry bacon au natural!

I still have scars from that mistake!

Cake AND Bacon... I AM SO THERE!

Yup! Don't grate cheese naked either. I lost a nipple that way.

How do I block that image?

Lots and lots of therapy.

 

[starann]

Yup! Don't grate cheese naked either. I lost a nipple that way.

OK Rosie...you can now come to PA and clean the soda off my laptop screen!

I mean it, really.

 

[jenn&nelsonrego]

OK Rosie...you can now come to PA and clean the soda off my laptop screen!

I mean it, really.

I think we need a new Public Service Announcement.

And since this thread is named "Public Service Announcement" only, I think it will remain on topic....

New PSA:

Never hit up the GLBT boards on the DIS while eating or drinking something that you do not want to travel through your nose and on to your computer screen.

Whaddyathink?

 

[Saxton]

New PSA: Never imagine Rosie doing kitchen chores in the nude!

 

[rosiep]

OK Rosie...you can now come to PA and clean the soda off my laptop screen!

I mean it, really.

Ok, clean soda off Starann's lap and top!

 

[rosiep]

Cake AND Bacon... I AM SO THERE!
:

I first heard about pig candy from The Sweet Potato Queen Jill Connor Browne-
Add a little cayenne pepper to the brown sugar and this stuff is heaven on earth! I swear it is soooooo good:

In her latest book, The Sweet Potato Queens' Big-*** Cookbook and Financial Planner, Jill Conner Browne, breaks up her favorite foods into four areas: salty, sweet, fried and cheese.

Ingredients
Pig Candy Recipe Short version

Bacon (several strips)
Brown Sugar (enough to coat strips of bacon)

Directions

1. Coat uncooked bacon in some dark brown sugar.

2. Bake at 350 degrees for 20 minutes.

 

[jackskellingtonsgirl]

Cake. Always cake.

Not a big bacon kind of girl.

 

[Saxton]

Cake. Always cake.

Not a big bacon kind of girl.

Keep the cake & bacon and give me a drink ... it's one of those kind of days! And I've got a meeting in 15 minutes that should be nothing short of torture.

 

[PghLybrt]

I .

Ingredients
Pig Candy Recipe Short version

Bacon (several strips)
Brown Sugar (enough to coat strips of bacon)

Directions

1. Coat uncooked bacon in some dark brown sugar.

2. Bake at 350 degrees for 20 minutes.

Keep the cake & bacon and give me a drink ... it's one of those kind of days! And I've got a meeting in 15 minutes that should be nothing short of torture.

Sorry about the meeting. I do agree with you about the drink