A NEW Politically Correct Haunted Mansion - NO JOKE!!!!!!!!!

MickeyMoz

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I heard about this on the radio and just had to post this to see if anyone else heard about this.
If this is really the case I am abosolutely disappointed that these changes are going to be made. Part of the script they are talking about replacing really does make the ride to me and many other s I know.
They give me a chuckle and smile each of the 50 times I go to the mansion each trip and also finds its way into many conversations throughout the year at home.

If Disney decides to make this change because a small # of people complained and if you feel like me, we should make a counter complaint with a petition of some sort.

Here is a link to the story.

http://jimhillmedia.com/blogs/jim_hill/archive/2008/01/03/a-pc-haunted-mansion-now-that-s-scary.aspx

Here is the text from the story.

A PC Haunted Mansion ?! Now that's scary
Jim Hill talks about the new script that the Imagineers have written for this attraction's Foyer area. Which is reportedly being added to the stateside versions of this classic attraction because a handful of guests complained about the macabre remarks that a few Disney cast members have made over the years
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Forget about "Grim Grinning Ghosts." Get ready for "Prim, we-don't-mean-to-offend-anyone Ghosts."

That's the word coming out of Glendale these days. Reportedly in response to guest complaints about goofy but ghoulish lines like "Drag your wretched bodies to the dead center of the room," the Imagineers will soon be revamping the script for the Haunted Mansion. Deliberately changing lines that Disney cast members on both coasts have said for almost 40 years now in favor of less objectional material.

"Why make this change now?," you ask. Truth be told, those macabre remarks that all of those "butlers" and "maids" have made to Disneyland & Walt Disney World guests over the years were never actually scripted. They were just ad-lib lines that got laughs that -- over time -- then became the pro forma dialogue used in the Foyer and the Portrait Gallery.

Well, that's all about to change. According to my sources at WDI, in order to prevent squeamish guests from being offended by semi-improv-ed remarks like "Please follow the blood red carpet into the Foyer," the Imagineers have now written an official script for the Mansion's entrance area. What's more, the cast members who work at both the Anaheim & Orlando versions of this attraction will soon supposedly be asked to attend acting classes. Where they will then be taught the official staging & blocking for this new script.

As you might imagine, once the news of this proposed change started making the rounds among Disney cast members who work at the Mansion, the grousing began. As one Disneyland vet put it:


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"Half the fun of working in the entrance area at the Mansion is that you got to play a character of your own devising. You could put a silly or sinister spin on the butler or the maid. It was all up to you. But now with this official script and the new blocking, that's all going to change. It won't be nearly as fun as it used to be to work at the Mansion."

Of course, Imagineering has an entirely different take on this tale. According to my guy in Glendale, this proposed change isn't about stifling cast members' creativity. But -- rather -- making sure that guests who visit the Disneyland & Walt Disney World versions of the Haunted Mansion get a consistent quality product. As he explained:

"First of all, please let your readers know that we're not touching anything that Paul Frees did for the Mansion. His Ghost Host will remain just as it always has. We'd never dream of touching that recording. It's a crucial component of what makes the Mansion so popular with Disney theme park guests.

As for this new script that we're putting together for the cast members ... It isn't so much that WDI is responding to specific guest comments about offensive material at the Mansion. It's more about 'plussing' the guest experience. Giving Disneyland & Walt Disney World visitors something entertaining & new to view as they move from the Mansion's Entrance Hallway through the Foyer into the Portrait Gallery.

Trust me. Once people hear the new script and see what the cast members are doing now, no theme park guest is ever going to complain again. They're just going to think that this is a clever addition to a classic Disney attraction."


Photo by Jeff Lange

Well, that's what the folks at 1401 Flower Street have to say about this proposed changes at the Mansion. As for the people in Ops who have to safely load a new group of guests into those stretching rooms every 90 seconds so that this attraction can then meet its 2400+-guests-an-hour target ... They're admittedly a little leery about all this talk of an official script for the Haunted Mansion's entrance area as well as classes to teach cast members new staging & blocking. They're worried that any changes made here could then have a significant negative impact on the smooth operation of Disneyland & Walt Disney World's Haunted Mansions.

"So when does this all actually go down?," you query. Sorry. I didn't mean to frighten you prematurely. I'm told that WDI will officially be handing the new script that they've written for the Mansion's Foyer over to the parks sometime later this month. What's more, Imagineering will then be sending an acting coach to both Disneyland and Walt Disney World to help teach cast members the staging & blocking for this new scene. Though that's not scheduled to happen 'til late January / early February.

So what you folks think? Does it bother you that you'll soon no longer be told to " ... drag your wretched bodies to the dead center of the room" ? Or are you genuinely looking forward to hearing the new comical remarks that WDI has cooked up for cast members to say?

More to the point, how do you feel about the idea that -- just because a handful of squeamish guests complained -- Walt Disney Imagineering then felt it was necessary to revamp the Haunted Mansion's script? Eliminating gags that have entertained Disneyland & Walt Disney World visitors for nearly 40 years now?

Your thoughts?
 
OK, I still didn't get what was supposedly offensive. :confused3
And weren't Disney imagineers quoted as saying it had nothing to do with guest complaints but simply changing the script from what's been used forever? So why is the author so sure it's a PC situation?
 
From me, this gets a BIG eye roll. :rolleyes:

Give me a break. You are too squeamish to hear "drag your wretched bodies to the dead center of the room" but the corpse hanging from the ceiling is okay?

Boo hiss Imagineering for caving if that is in fact the reason for the change.
 
OK, I still didn't get what was supposedly offensive. :confused3
And weren't Disney imagineers quoted as saying it had nothing to do with guest complaints but simply changing the script from what's been used forever? So why is the author so sure it's a PC situation?

I agree.. I'm usually too busy getting shoved and tousled by other rude guests to hear what the sam scratch the cm's say at first anyway. :rotfl:
 

OK, I still didn't get what was supposedly offensive. :confused3
And weren't Disney imagineers quoted as saying it had nothing to do with guest complaints but simply changing the script from what's been used forever? So why is the author so sure it's a PC situation?


Hunnepots-if you had read the opening statement of the post you would see that is does in fact say it is due to guest complaints. See below......

A PC Haunted Mansion ?! Now that's scary
Jim Hill talks about the new script that the Imagineers have written for this attraction's Foyer area. Which is reportedly being added to the stateside versions of this classic attraction because a handful of guests complained about the macabre remarks that a few Disney cast members have made over the years
 
It should be left alone. A few people in the world complaining should not change a 40 year old tradition. You cannot please everyone in the world and never will.
 
Ummm I am not eeing what is so offense about that! Are people really that bored in their lives they have to make a fuss about that. Come on! build a bridge and get over it! :confused: :sad2:
 
This wretched body is sick and tired of "Politically Correct".:rolleyes:
 
I guess I wouldn't call it a 'politically correct' change, but definitely a change I don't like.
 
Hunnepots-if you had read the opening statement of the post you would see that is does in fact say it is due to guest complaints. See below......

A PC Haunted Mansion ?! Now that's scary
Jim Hill talks about the new script that the Imagineers have written for this attraction's Foyer area. Which is reportedly being added to the stateside versions of this classic attraction because a handful of guests complained about the macabre remarks that a few Disney cast members have made over the years

Um, yeah, I did read it. It also goes on to say: As for this new script that we're putting together for the cast members ... It isn't so much that WDI is responding to specific guest comments about offensive material at the Mansion. It's more about 'plussing' the guest experience. Giving Disneyland & Walt Disney World visitors something entertaining & new to view as they move from the Mansion's Entrance Hallway through the Foyer into the Portrait Gallery.
 
That paragraph gave me the impression that it was PARTLY because of complaints, partly "plussing" :confused3
 
You can't please all of the people all of the time. I guarantee that someone will complain about the new one as well! Some people just don't have enough to do!

Laura
 
It's always a "handful" of people complaining that gets things changed. Apparently a few voices have a lot of power. Geesh. Can't people just enjoy the "show"?
 
It's always a "handful" of people complaining that gets things changed. Apparently a few voices have a lot of power. Geesh. Can't people just enjoy the "show"?

And yet a lot of voices complain about stuff like Dino-Rama and the boring Journey into Imagination and yet those things remain
 
Ugh...if they're changing it because of complaints...seriously its the HAUNTED mansion...if you can't handle a comment about dragging your wretched bodies into the dead center of the room then you shouldn't go on the haunted mansion. I hope the changes will keep to the theme and not be lame comments. I think it will make the ride more boring to have the same line used over and over. That is one thing I enjoy about the stretching room and foyer, that the CM's lines are not always the same.
 
So what you folks think? Does it bother you that you'll soon no longer be told to " ... drag your wretched bodies to the dead center of the room" ? Or are you genuinely looking forward to hearing the new comical remarks that WDI has cooked up for cast members to say?

No it doesn't bother me and yes, I'm looking forward to what they've come up with.

More to the point, how do you feel about the idea that -- just because a handful of squeamish guests complained -- Walt Disney Imagineering then felt it was necessary to revamp the Haunted Mansion's script? Eliminating gags that have entertained Disneyland & Walt Disney World visitors for nearly 40 years now?

Maybe a CM or two has actually gone overboard.
 
I wonder if it has already started. I was there a couple of weeks ago and they did not use the line "drag your wretched bodies to the dead center of the room, " and I was disappointed! I think those kinds of lines add to the attraction.
 
They didn't use that phrase or the "dead center of the room" phrase when we were there right before Christmas either (we were in the MK on 12/19, 12/22 and 12/24). I remember thinking it was odd but I can't remember what they did say. I do remember thinking it wasn't clever in any way at all.
 
They were using the "dead center of the room" phrase while DH and I were there, and I think we rode it about 3 times? Each time we heard it :) We were there Dec 13-Dec 19th 2007
 
Because Jim Hill thinks the changes are being made
due to guest complaints doesn't make it so. I'm sure
most of you read him regularly and know his take on
things.

And I'm not saying the press releases the Company
sends out are the whole truth and nothing but the
truth.

"The folks at 1401 Flower Street" are always working
on new ideas. I've always wondered who his "source" is...
 












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