Okay, now let me preface this by saying that, other than talking, I was a really good student. I got zero detentions in 9th, 11th and 12th grade. In 10th grade, however (the year of the closet), I got one nearly everyday...on purpose. You see, detention was after school. My brother drove me to school, but he went to the tech school next door that let out 45 minutes after my school. So it was either to sit for 45+ minutes in a freezing cold car in Ohio and wait everyday, or get a detention and do my homework in a nice warm building!
So I just got a detention for talking, but if that didn't work, I insulted Mr. McSheffery (Biology). Nothing major...I'd make fun of his hair usually. He'd give me a week of them at a time.