Goofyish
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Lost in Wal-Mart, two old guys are pushing their carts around when they collide.<O
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The first says to the second, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."<O</O
The second old guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too, and I can't find her, and I'm getting a little desperate."<O</O
What does your wife look like?"
The second old guy says, "Well, she is 27 yrs old, tall, with red hair, blue eyes, long legs, big busted, and is wearing short shorts.
What does your wife look like?"
To which the first old guy says, "Never mind, let's look for yours."
</OThe first says to the second, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."<O
</OThe second old guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too, and I can't find her, and I'm getting a little desperate."<O
</OWhat does your wife look like?"
The second old guy says, "Well, she is 27 yrs old, tall, with red hair, blue eyes, long legs, big busted, and is wearing short shorts.
What does your wife look like?"
To which the first old guy says, "Never mind, let's look for yours."
