A DIS stalker's first pre-trippie...It's D-Day (Disney Day)!!

[TEminnie]

I am 99% sure that website is a joke. I knew TE would love it tho! She misses her kin back thar!

Don't worry--I has invited them all to y'alls next DIS meet --they's gonna bring their REAL crocs to exchange with ya!

Crayons is okay. 'Member I gets them free from the eatin' places! And what a great name for yer goat! I guess Billy Bob Ray Joe has all be atakin'!

Yea, my daddy said not to name another one after him.

Hey TE! Come and get yer 2nd cousin/uncle/father's kids! Cathy - they are so cute! I love pictures like that!

Those youngin's have been missin' since 1999--did you find 'em?? We put their faces on milk jugs and ever-where. Bring 'em to the next DIS meet and we'll swap 'em back for a croc! (JJ

I'll be the quiet one there!

On account of she's real shy!

I leave the havoc wreaking to TE as she seems the Queen of Havoc!

A new nickname for me!! Woo-Hoo

Iffin I can't come to the dinner table nekkid, then it just ain't the place fur me.

Seriously, Cousin Virgil said you should come right on over now.

(HEY TF--she deserves a tag for that one!! )


Hey y'all---mommas cooked up so good ole fashined SOS over at Cousin Jo's place--so come and eat up! (no momma, I'm sure Jo won't mind if these folks come...she's got that thar caravan and all)

 

[Disneyolic]

Hey! I thought I was your favourite Britt!

And no durn wunder that outhouse stank... who brought the dang thing in in the first durn place? Iffin yuns jist leave it on the porch where it belongs, then it don't stink hardly none at all! We did git a little fancy-schmancy... we put ours on the frunt porch so we could have one of them pickture views.

Hay thar. That thar is sum mitey good iders ya got goin in her hed. We liken the outhows reel close as sumtimes when we all cook up momma's SOS recipee we gots to be goin quik!

And yup - yore my favrite Britt with a duble T! T stands for trailer ya know!

Don't worry--I has invited them all to y'alls next DIS meet --they's gonna bring their REAL crocs to exchange with ya!

Hey y'all---mommas cooked up so good ole fashined SOS over at Cousin Jo's place--so come and eat up! (no momma, I'm sure Jo won't mind if these folks come...she's got that thar caravan and all)

I alredy ate sum of momma's SOS and this is wut happind...

 

[karibritt01]

Seriously, Cousin Virgil said you should come right on over now

I ain't to fond of Cousin Virgil. Last time he was out to the house, he wanted me ta sit on his lap an play drivin down on a bumpy road. I told him I won't playin anymore lessin he fixed the springs in his seat. He says we kin jes play docter... but has ya seen the size o his thurmometer? He says he kin take it oral or rectal, though... so I guess its OK.

And yup - yore my favrite Britt with a duble T! T stands for trailer ya know!

Then I guess I must jist be a Brit... who gots the money fur a doublewide?


Hate to ask you nuts anything... but what is SOS?

 

[karibritt01]

Just noticed your smiley is puking a rubber chicken!!

 

[Disneyolic]

I ain't to fond of Cousin Virgil. Last time he was out to the house, he wanted me ta sit on his lap an play drivin down on a bumpy road. I told him I won't playin anymore lessin he fixed the springs in his seat. He says we kin jes play docter... but has ya seen the size o his thurmometer? He says he kin take it oral or rectal, though... so I guess its OK.

Then I guess I must jist be a Brit... who gots the money fur a doublewide?

Hate to ask you nuts anything... but what is SOS?

Well you has just joined in like we wuz long lost cousin/sistas! Wuz we? SOS stands for...(editing for content)...sh*t (rhymes with pit on a sh*ngle (rhymes with dingle). I didn't have to edit shingle - I just wanted to say dingle....hee hee.

Just noticed your smiley is puking a rubber chicken!!

Funny...someone else on another thread said it looked like a giraffe!

 

[karibritt01]

SOS sounds mighty tasty... but I think I may jist stick with my Possum Pot Pie. We scraped him offin the road last week... and them thangs don't keep forever!

 

[TEminnie]

SOS sounds mighty tasty... but I think I may jist stick with my Possum Pot Pie. We scraped him offin the road last week... and them thangs don't keep forever!

Whoo-we! Y'all NC folks sure do know good eatin'!!
We's got to talk S'late into bringin' that big carp over here from Jo's place and momma will fix it up tonite with your possum!! Do you get the recipe for SOS? I'll bring it over to if you need it!



(For real--my grandpa has a bumper sticker that says "eat more possum"............and he does!)

 

[karibritt01]

Tell ya whut, TE... we're a havin a cookout on Friday night, an yuns can bring that SOS then. Be sure ta tell mama ta use lots a ketchup fer me, though! We're a havin Rocky Mountain Oysters and root hash. Tell mama that Uncle Dad has jist finished a new batch a corn licker. She needs ta weed whack them legs an armpits of hers afore she comes... cuz she tends ta git nekkid when she drinks. Uncle Dad says he better not find them pit hairs a hers in the bottom a his jug agin this year! Bring a couple a them crocs a yores. We are a thankin we can grease em up an have a wrasslin contest. Billy Ray says he ain't gonna wrassle cuz he really misses them 3 fangers, but he wants ta be the one whut gits to use the BB gun when the crocs git too rowdy. I told him we'd thank about it, but I don't know whut good it'll do him, since he ain't got no trigger fanger!

 

[Disneyolic]

Holy carp. That one'll really be a feest fer all of us. Kari - them thar Rocky Mt oysters sound mitey yummy. I likes to dangle them around before I munch on them. Mmmm-mmm! Ya know I kinda have a likin' to Billy Ray with his missin fangers. He reelly knows how to make the other ones feel gud iffin' ya knows what I meen! Hey I thank yer uncle dad and my cousin sista are thankin bout hookin' up. Wudn't that be a great thang? TE - we needs to git all hooked up with yer family so we kin all git a big famely picchure! Momma wud be prowd!!!

 

[TEminnie]

Tell ya whut, TE... we're a havin a cookout on Friday night, an yuns can bring that SOS then.

TE - we needs to git all hooked up with yer family so we kin all git a big famely picchure! Momma wud be prowd!!!

Ah shucks........my eyes is a-tearin' up.........momma said no good wood come with me meetin' people on the internet (on account of what happen to my sis and all), but you folks is just like us!

(actually, my mom was VERY worried when I told her I was meeting 2 people that I met on the internet at Disney........she said, " well make sure you are in a group" !! In hind sight, she probably had reason to be concerned about s'late and miz D!!! LY/MI)

 

[Disneyolic]

(actually, my mom was VERY worried when I told her I was meeting 2 people that I met on the internet at Disney........she said, " well make sure you are in a group" !! In hind sight, she probably had reason to be concerned about s'late and miz D!!! LY/MI)

Ha! My dad came up to me the other day and asked where exactly I would be meeting up with these "friends" of mine at Disney. He warned me not to let them watch my kids if they offer so we can ride a ride. While I wouldn't do that anyway, it was really hard explaining to him that we are a pretty tight bunch here and that I trusted pretty much everyone I have become "close" to here. I told my dad that just about everyone I have met has a family already and if they lied we would know right away. It's hard to explain to someone who hasn't DIS'd how we feel!

 

[TEminnie]

Ha! My dad came up to me the other day and asked where exactly I would be meeting up with these "friends" of mine at Disney. He warned me not to let them watch my kids if they offer so we can ride a ride. While I wouldn't do that anyway, it was really hard explaining to him that we are a pretty tight bunch here and that I trusted pretty much everyone I have become "close" to here. I told my dad that just about everyone I have met has a family already and if they lied we would know right away. It's hard to explain to someone who hasn't DIS'd how we feel!

Cousin Virgil said he'd be happy to baby sit them youngins' for ya!

(yeah, I had to show pictures to my mom to convince her that it's just moms with kids....she still finds the whole croc thing strange and would still not let the grand kids out of sight!

 

[SingingMom]

Ha! My dad came up to me the other day and asked where exactly I would be meeting up with these "friends" of mine at Disney. He warned me not to let them watch my kids if they offer so we can ride a ride. While I wouldn't do that anyway, it was really hard explaining to him that we are a pretty tight bunch here and that I trusted pretty much everyone I have become "close" to here. I told my dad that just about everyone I have met has a family already and if they lied we would know right away. It's hard to explain to someone who hasn't DIS'd how we feel!

I'm here, I'm here! Do you know how long it took me to read this entire thread?!?! Good thingin I is a lerned gurl, i even gots me books with no pitures... can ya 'magine that?!

DM - I think your dad's concerns are sweet... in this day and age, it IS sort of frightening to think of all the horrible things that are happening... but it's not like we are listing last names, full addresses, and telephone numbers for ALL to see. We're mostly a bunch of happy families excited about a great vacation - and wanting to share a bit of the excitement with others!
Dad: We're good eggs... don't worry!

Now... if I can just convince DH that we really don't need to remind his brother that we are coming to Florida... then we will meet you in Norway!!!

 

[Disneyolic]

Now... if I can just convince DH that we really don't need to remind his brother that we are coming to Florida... then we will meet you in Norway!!!

I really really hope you can meet us! I would love to meet up with you! And maybe Dana can babysit my kids while I go on some rides?

 

[Disneyolic]

Cousin Virgil said he'd be happy to baby sit them youngins' for ya!

You can keep Cousin Virgil all to yerselfs. Our familee don't need the likes of him and his peepin' shorts! Kari ken testify to that!

 

[DisneyJo]

Ha! My dad came up to me the other day and asked where exactly I would be meeting up with these "friends" of mine at Disney. He warned me not to let them watch my kids if they offer so we can ride a ride. While I wouldn't do that anyway, it was really hard explaining to him that we are a pretty tight bunch here and that I trusted pretty much everyone I have become "close" to here. I told my dad that just about everyone I have met has a family already and if they lied we would know right away. It's hard to explain to someone who hasn't DIS'd how we feel!

You even trust TE you mad fool Actually DH was maybe still is unsure of me meeting people for a meal, but now he's playing golf with there DH's

OK can you remember I haven't got a clue what you say in your country talk could you provide a translation?

 

[Disneyolic]

OK can you remember I haven't got a clue what you say in your country talk could you provide a translation?

You can keep Cousin Virgil all to yerselfs. Our familee don't need the likes of him and his peepin' shorts! Kari ken testify to that!

Translation: You can keep Cousin Virgil all to yourselves. Our family does not need his presence and his short that show too much!

 

[TEminnie]

Cousin Virgil said he'd be happy to baby sit them youngins' for ya!

Translation: Cousin Virgil is on sex offender lists in 32 states....but not Florida

 

[SingingMom]

I really really hope you can meet us! I would love to meet up with you! And maybe Dana can babysit my kids while I go on some rides?

Let me tell you, if we were staying at the same resort, Dana would probably have Brooke in the pool and riding all the rides! She's a great "big sister" since she's an "only child"!



And I must copy some of these itineraries... so that even if it's not totally "planned", I can pop by to say "HI!"

 

[DisneyJo]

Translation: You can keep Cousin Virgil all to yourselves. Our family does not need his presence and his short that show too much!

OMG I never read it like that thanks

Translation: Cousin Virgil is on sex offender lists in 32 states....but not Florida