Part 7: Day 3, As the Three Heretics Fly Off to Universal
I did Universal one time. I think it was my 2009 trip, early December, on the only trip where there was a rental car involved. My travel partner and I made the drive over on a clouded-over and frequently rainy morning and picked up one-day, two-park tickets, having very few expectations of what our day would consist of.
It wasn't a bad day, really. It was incredibly uncrowded due to both the time of year and the weather, and until the sun came out in the afternoon, we walked on to almost everything. We made it through most of US and about half of Islands of Adventure, and honestly, most of it was... unmemorable to me.
I remember the Twister effects simulator, I remember the 3-D Shrek pre-show, I remember singing really inappropriate lyrics along to the Jurassic Park theme (they are seriously unrepeatable on these boards

) that they had on loop and blasting throughout one wing of the park, and, in a thrilling display of immaturity, I couldn't resist my song, since there was literally not a soul around within earshot. I vaguely remember an extremely corny Poseidon show too, I think.
My most striking memory, though, was this most obnoxious-looking shop, full of more Dr. Seuss merchandise I've ever seen, where the only few other people who were in the park that day were buying a lot of Thing 1 and Thing 2 (and 3, and 4...) shirts for their kids, who were running around the store exactly like the Things they were about to unwittingly cosplay.
The sight in that shop, in particular, might have been the event that finally caused my ovaries shrivel up and die entirely. Some days it's very clear that I'm not intended to be a parent.
I guess what I'm trying to say is that it just didn't... speak to me. It's not that I didn't have fun at Universal that day, but I have no emotional attachment to the franchises on display. It honestly didn't feel all that different from going to the local Six Flags as a kid. Fun, definitely, but mostly unmemorable, and probably not worth the price of admission for me.
So I confess that when my mother told me they were going to take one day out to go to Universal, my gut reaction was to grab some holy water and try to excise the demons from her.
But the truth is that my visit was pre-Potter, and this is 2014, and everyone who is anyone going to Orlando just MUST visit the Wizarding World. Mom, Bob, and Sister are all Harry Potter fans, so I get why they want to go. So I told them fine, go buy your tickets, and explained how they'd need to arrange for Mears or a taxi to get them there.
"You're not going to go?" Mom asked in vague confusion when we sat down and made out the schedule.
"I'll pass." I said. "I've already seen a lot of it besides Potterland, and DH doesn't like coasters, so Universal would be kind of a bust."
So those three Disney vacation heretics (think musketeers, only on broomsticks) are flying off on Day 3 without me. Thankfully, they haven't asked me for any touring tips, because I wouldn't have the slightest idea what to tell them beyond, "Good Luck". Hopefully crowds and such will have died down before October so that they don't have a miserable time trying to ride the new HP stuff. They bought that Express Pass to expedite everything else.
While they are off doing that, DH and I are going to do our first of two Epcot days. Epcot is my favorite park, though AK is a close second, so I almost always try to arrange two days or more during a trip for it, no matter what. Plus, this is the one park that I already know that DH likes! We were there in 2011 for a single day and he is excited to go back.
On top of that, it's the only full day where DH and I will be by ourselves without the rest of the crew, so I know it's the one day that I can promise DH we'll have fun without any attitudes from Bob or Sister. I'm grateful to have one day at least that he's excited about since the rest of the trip he's kind of tepid about... (Truthfully, sometimes I wonder if it would just be easier to leave him at home...

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I have FP+ for the usual suspects for the mid-morning - Test Track, Mission Space, and Spaceship Earth. We're skipping Soarin', because DH's dislike of heights makes that one a no-fly zone. Maelstrom will be mid-conversion to Froz-strom by then, according to rumor, so with no more traditional rides to worry about, those three FP+ picks leave us with a mostly leisurely day of touring the rest of the park at a slow pace.
We have a late lunch reservation for Coral Reef. That was DH's pick; I know it's overpriced and unpredictable in terms of quality of food and service, but at least it'll be a good view. If it turns out to be lousy, oh well! The F&W festival will be on so I'm sure we can find something to eat.
Right now we're all slated to meet back up at the room for dinner, but I wouldn't bet on when that will happen. Universal doesn't close until 8PM, though I don't know if the Disney vacation heretics will be back before that or not. Epcot won't close until 9PM, though I imagine DH and I will probably not be closing the park down, especially not after a late night at
MNSSHP the previous night for me. But the point is, at some hour of the evening, the party will be re-convened at the room and there will be cooking of food and sleeping, probably in that order.
Next time: Let's try to shove a whole park into a single afternoon...
