A cockroach biting my butt.... The End 7/21 #285

[castawaymam]

Hate that this is the end of the most enjoyable, hillarious, trip report.Will miss all of the King family antics. Wish we could see the family portait. We go to sears for ours or a family vaction which ever comes first.

 

[KimmyDisneyNerd]

I have a great idea... You should make up trips!! LOL, I bet your made up TR would be better then any real TR I could write!
I know you have nothing better to do then get on the DIS board everyday and write to your adoring fans. RIGHT?

 

[Mr._The_King]

Hate that this is the end of the most enjoyable, hillarious, trip report.Will miss all of the King family antics. Wish we could see the family portait. We go to sears for ours or a family vaction which ever comes first.

The antics continue! This trip report has insipred Mr.The King to get a new portrait done Thank you so much for reading and posting.

I have a great idea... You should make up trips!! LOL, I bet your made up TR would be better then any real TR I could write!
I know you have nothing better to do then get on the DIS board everyday and write to your adoring fans. RIGHT?

Kimmy, I love you. You are the sweetest I am really getting addicted to the disboards, and I consider it a great honor to write a trip report for such awseome, fun loving people

 

[celerystalker]

Mr. The King is hopefully getting promoted. Which stomped out our annual trip. I know. Some friggin nerve right? I might not be back to check on my castle until July 2008 ?

Ahhh. But with big promotion come big bucks. Which translates to "MORE TO BE SPENT ON THE MOUSE! (And your castle)"

See there, Mrs. The King? You have to look on the bright side of life! (Always look on the bright side of life. Any Monty Python fans out there?)
You could alternately look at the potty with a silver lining!

If you are drunk I am counting 6. What are we having?

We are having rum. The clear kind so as to smuggle into various events better.

 

[MI mom of 3]

OMG!!!!! I haven't laughed that hard at a TR EVER!!! I'm sitting at the kitchen table and the kids keep coming in to check on me cause I have my head down laughing so hard I'm practically crying!

Thank you!!

 

[KimmyDisneyNerd]

OMG!!!!! I haven't laughed that hard at a TR EVER!!! I'm sitting at the kitchen table and the kids keep coming in to check on me cause I have my head down laughing so hard I'm practically crying!

Thank you!!

Isn't it great?? I have reread it, just for the great laughs. Mrs. the King is so gifted.

 

[Mr._The_King]

Ahhh. But with big promotion come big bucks. Which translates to "MORE TO BE SPENT ON THE MOUSE! (And your castle)"

See there, Mrs. The King? You have to look on the bright side of life! (Always look on the bright side of life. Any Monty Python fans out there?)
You could alternately look at the potty with a silver lining!


We are having rum. The clear kind so as to smuggle into various events better.

Good point Stalker!! More mouse money Mr. The King got your Monty referance. I am really into Magarihitas right now, do you think they could pass for a slurpie?

OMG!!!!! I haven't laughed that hard at a TR EVER!!! I'm sitting at the kitchen table and the kids keep coming in to check on me cause I have my head down laughing so hard I'm practically crying!

Thank you!!

Thank you for telling me!! I am glad you laughed so hard. It really makes me feel great to know that what goes on in my head is more funny than scary

Isn't it great?? I have reread it, just for the great laughs. Mrs. the King is so gifted.

 

[nateryan]

I just found your TR last night and finally finished it. It was so funny! I was confessing my obsession with anything Disney World and described your TR to my co workers, I was dying laughing again. L-O-V-E-D I-T!

I hope you do another TR very soon.

 

[Mr._The_King]

I just found your TR last night and finally finished it. It was so funny! I was confessing my obsession with anything Disney World and described your TR to my co workers, I was dying laughing again. L-O-V-E-D I-T!

I hope you do another TR very soon.

I am so glad you found me So are you telling me that stories about my body hair trimmings and butt are material for the water cooler?!! Fantastic!

On a side note 20,000 plus people have viewed my report. No numbers on who got disgusted and left early.

 

[ProudMommyof2]

I found your report today! My eye are tearing, my nose is running,and my stomach hurts from all the laughing. Please let me know when you debut your stand-up act!

 

[PittypatBR]

On a side note 20,000 plus people have viewed my report. No numbers on who got disgusted and left early.

Well OF COURSE you had thousands of visitors. Everyone who found it went around telling everyone else how funny it was! Now I know (because you told us) that you have made lots of other trips. Could we talk you into a TR on various collected memories from the older trips? I'm sure there are lots of poop and body hair and electrocution stories and reasons to kill the husband in there somewhere. We just don't want to give you up! Thanks for some of the funniest stories I have ever heard. And congratulations to Mr on the possible promotion. I think that would definitely call for a new Wal-Mart photo to commemorate it. And you do have access to a scanner, don't you? Hint, hint. (I think those cameras have a special filter that makes EVERYONE look drunk and/or drugged. But we can't resist cheap, can we?)

 

[AlyssinWonderland]

This could well have been the funniest thing I ever read in my life! What a wonderful trip report! You did a fantastic job! I can't wait for your July 08 trip!!!! I'm gonna have to print out your report and read it to my roomies! Wonderful humor! Good job!

 

[Tink3Belle]

Great Story - Aren't you really Erma Bombeck?
I can't believe that was one day at the park, wow.
If you went for a week it may be over 1,000 posts long!
Great Job, truly enjoyed it and better yet wasted the whole work afternoon,
what a Friday treat!
Thanks, Again!

 

[nateryan]

I am so glad you found me So are you telling me that stories about my body hair trimmings and butt are material for the water cooler?!! Fantastic!

On a side note 20,000 plus people have viewed my report. No numbers on who got disgusted and left early.

I new you would be happy about that. No mention about the body hair trimmings but I had to mention The Jiggler. How could I not mention The Jiggler. The part that I just had to share was the "EPCOT bathroom" episode. Even non WDW (like my coworkers) would find that so funny.

 

[Mr._The_King]

I found your report today! My eye are tearing, my nose is running,and my stomach hurts from all the laughing. Please let me know when you debut your stand-up act!

I am so thrilled you found me!!! You will be the first to know if I go on the road..

Well OF COURSE you had thousands of visitors. Everyone who found it went around telling everyone else how funny it was! Now I know (because you told us) that you have made lots of other trips. Could we talk you into a TR on various collected memories from the older trips? I'm sure there are lots of poop and body hair and electrocution stories and reasons to kill the husband in there somewhere. We just don't want to give you up! Thanks for some of the funniest stories I have ever heard. And congratulations to Mr on the possible promotion. I think that would definitely call for a new Wal-Mart photo to commemorate it. And you do have access to a scanner, don't you? Hint, hint. (I think those cameras have a special filter that makes EVERYONE look drunk and/or drugged. But we can't resist cheap, can we?)

The drunk filter! I love it! I would love to do more trip reports. Now every thing that happens to me gets converted to a trip report in my head.
I figuring if I whine enough I can convince Mr. The King to take time off.

This could well have been the funniest thing I ever read in my life! What a wonderful trip report! You did a fantastic job! I can't wait for your July 08 trip!!!! I'm gonna have to print out your report and read it to my roomies! Wonderful humor! Good job!

I am so happy you liked it!! Tell me what your roomates think

Great Story - Aren't you really Erma Bombeck?
I can't believe that was one day at the park, wow.
If you went for a week it may be over 1,000 posts long!
Great Job, truly enjoyed it and better yet wasted the whole work afternoon,
what a Friday treat!
Thanks, Again!

I love Friday treats!! I can't imagine what a week would turn out like.

I new you would be happy about that. No mention about the body hair trimmings but I had to mention The Jiggler. How could I not mention The Jiggler. The part that I just had to share was the "EPCOT bathroom" episode. Even non WDW (like my coworkers) would find that so funny.

I think we need a Jiggler smilie. I am going to keep a notebook of weird things that happen until I go to the parks. Maybe it can be a really long pre trippie! Maybe I should runa Dis board contest and send Lepruchan beard trimmings to the lucky winner

 

[mrsksomeday]

OMG, this is the most wonderful, funny, eye opening, train wreck you know you shouldn't look but can't keep your eyes off trip report I have ever read. Please tell me you are going to do more reports in the future. I loved it!!

 

[Ellasgirls]

Encore, Encore!! Mrs. Mr. The King you are awesome and it sounds like your 1 day trip had more fun than ALL of my WDW trips put together! You really need to put one more post up here with your family picture scanned in for all to enjoy as the finale. I will eat fudge in honor of you when we go in August!

 

[Mr._The_King]

OMG, this is the most wonderful, funny, eye opening, train wreck you know you shouldn't look but can't keep your eyes off trip report I have ever read. Please tell me you are going to do more reports in the future. I loved it!!

I love your description Train wreck!! I will be back for sure, but not until summer 2008.

Encore, Encore!! Mrs. Mr. The King you are awesome and it sounds like your 1 day trip had more fun than ALL of my WDW trips put together! You really need to put one more post up here with your family picture scanned in for all to enjoy as the finale. I will eat fudge in honor of you when we go in August!

I wish I could scan the picture, but I am pretty sure the Wal Mart quality control would be all over me. (I actually don't have a scanner)

 

[Ellasgirls]

I love your description Train wreck!! I will be back for sure, but not until summer 2008.



I wish I could scan the picture, but I am pretty sure the Wal Mart quality control would be all over me. (I actually don't have a scanner)

Take a picture of the picture with your digital camera and post that! I can imagine how "wonderful" it looks if it is anything like our Wally World pics have turned out. I thought that drinking was just on the job requirements in our city. Nice to know they are consistent across the states!

 

[2BigKIdz]

Loved your trip report, very entertaining!

We passed by South of the Border last weekend and I told my husband I have never, ever seen that roller coaster in use, I'm glad I am not the only one that has noticed I also saw a South of The Border bumper sticker on a truck this week When I was a child my uncle had those bumper stickers on his car, I always pictured South of the Border as this wonderful, tropical oasis. Can you imagine my disappointment the first time I got to stop there when I was in my early 20's????

Thanks for giving me some good laughs today