Thank you so much for reading and posting.
I have a great idea... You should make up trips!! LOL, I bet your made up TR would be better then any real TR I could write!
I know you have nothing better to do then get on the DIS board everyday and write to your adoring fans. RIGHT?
I am really getting addicted to the disboards, and I consider it a great honor to write a trip report for such awseome, fun loving people
Any Monty Python fans out there?) 
We are having rum. The clear kind so as to smuggle into various events better.
I'm sitting at the kitchen table and the kids keep coming in to check on me cause I have my head down laughing so hard I'm practically crying!
OMG!!!!! I haven't laughed that hard at a TR EVER!!!
Thank you!!
Ahhh. But with big promotion come big bucks. Which translates to "MORE TO BE SPENT ON THE MOUSE! (And your castle)"
See there, Mrs. The King? You have to look on the bright side of life! (Always look on the bright side of life.
You could alternately look at the potty with a silver lining!
We are having rum. The clear kind so as to smuggle into various events better.
Mr. The King got your Monty referance. I am really into Magarihitas right now, do you think they could pass for a slurpie?OMG!!!!! I haven't laughed that hard at a TR EVER!!!
Thank you!!
So are you telling me that stories about my body hair trimmings and butt are material for the water cooler?!! Fantastic!
Please let me know when you debut your stand-up act!
On a side note 20,000 plus people have viewed my report. No numbers on who got disgusted and left early.
Now I know (because you told us) that you have made lots of other trips. Could we talk you into a TR on various collected memories from the older trips? I'm sure there are lots of poop and body hair and electrocution stories and reasons to kill the husband in there somewhere. We just don't want to give you up! Thanks for some of the funniest stories I have ever heard. 
And congratulations to Mr on the possible promotion. I think that would definitely call for a new Wal-Mart photo to commemorate it. And you do have access to a scanner, don't you? Hint, hint. (I think those cameras have a special filter that makes EVERYONE look drunk and/or drugged. But we can't resist cheap, can we?)
I am so glad you found me
On a side note 20,000 plus people have viewed my report. No numbers on who got disgusted and left early.
I found your report today! My eye are tearing, my nose is running,and my stomach hurts from all the laughing.
Well OF COURSE you had thousands of visitors. Everyone who found it went around telling everyone else how funny it was!
The drunk filter! I love it! I would love to do more trip reports. Now every thing that happens to me gets converted to a trip report in my head. This could well have been the funniest thing I ever read in my life! What a wonderful trip report! You did a fantastic job! I can't wait for your July 08 trip!!!! I'm gonna have to print out your report and read it to my roomies! Wonderful humor! Good job!
I am so happy you liked it!! Tell me what your roomates think 
Train wreck!! I will be back for sure, but not until summer 2008.
I love your description
I wish I could scan the picture, but I am pretty sure the Wal Mart quality control would be all over me. (I actually don't have a scanner)
I also saw a South of The Border bumper sticker on a truck this week 
When I was a child my uncle had those bumper stickers on his car, I always pictured South of the Border as this wonderful, tropical oasis. Can you imagine my disappointment the first time I got to stop there when I was in my early 20's????
