. Oh brother, the chaos, the mayham. So glad that big tall guy was there to save the day, wait night.
Oy with the poop in the pool. This will make me think twice next time I see an empty pool. 
I mostly just pull it out of the Jiggler
HA! I am first! The poop stories were just too, too funny! Last year at our city pool, DD was having swimming lessons when suddenly the pool was cleared out and you guessed it, it was poo in the pool. Here's the worst part--it was not from the 3 ft. end with the 4 and 5 year olds--it was where the middle schoolers were in the deeper end!They just poured 12 gallons of Clorox in and said you would have to wait 30 minutes to get back into the pool; uh, no thanks, we'll just wait till the next day so DD doesn't go blind from the Clorox. (Your mom would be so proud!)
The other part I found so funny, and for no particular reason was "hold your cell phones open, we need some light". I'm still chuckling! Gone are the days when everybody had a lighter in their back pocket..
Ok, on with the show!!
I think she would have bathed my and my sister in bleach when were kids if it was allowed! I thought he was so inventive with his cell phone, but I have been told that they hold the cell phones up at concerts too!!He deserved a big hug. What a cool guyI can just see what you are disciping
Must be the new action hero.
billion cell phone minutes
Loved the latest chapter... keep em coming.
No Drinks Allowed on the TR!
They will end up on your computer screen, possibly causing damage and the inability to continue reading said TR.
I'm dying, and leaving a message to DH leaving you as the cause. He may have to sue!
Loving it! Keep up the good work!
I am so glad you are going to sue me Could you imagine that court case? All the times we would have to mention poop? Thank you for reading, I am so glad you posted!
ooh:-themed life doing a TR, so here I yam! WITH my diet Pepsi in hand. 
maxipad story and your vagisil story. I LOVE that sort of thang. Really, who doesn't?
ohhhh Mrs.......... I am leaving in 5 days for vacation and you still have some typing to do!
I heard there was a crazy lady who has a pooh
I'm enjoying stuff like your mother's
You really do need to post a picture of the jiggler for full effect, though.
Now, asking for a picture of The Jiggler is probably the most dangerous thing you have done all day. I have a whole roll of film dedicated to The Jiggler. PS stole a disposable camera when she was Jiggler high and unload the whole thing on the most fantastic thing she could find at her eye level. That was such a fun roll to pick up from the one hour photo at Target. Like my butt is so important I needed it in an hour. Maybe I can get a picture of the Jiggler holding a pepsi, where it belongs.
Your report is great! I can't stop laughing. All your little side stories are hilarious. Poop in the pool, disgusting and absolutely hilarious at the same time.
I'm not gonna quote because I wouldn't even know where to begin and by the time I was done this would be a very cluttered reply, but I cannot believe that you still don't have a Tag!!!
Tag Fairy are you reading this stuff???!....
Intex pools. Yep, we had one. Popped a hole in the air rim so we chucked it last year but have every intention of getting another. Come to think of it, every other house around here has an Intex pool....
Some days you just don't wanna drive to the town beach, y'know? Dogs play and swim at the boat launch, which is adjacent to the people area. Never know when one of them Doggie Dookies is gonna float on over!
Awaiting your next post with bated breath...
, not very patiently i might add 
Or a really productive fart. This report is in the toliet.
