We just got back last night. Had a great time....but I will forever remember this CM.
We were riding Primeval Whirl for the second time - a 10 minute wait. Anyway, as we go around one of the 'whirls' I see something coming right for my eye. I only have enough time to close my eye before a yellow jacket or hornet or something stung me just under my right eye

Man, it hurt terribly! I got off the ride thinking I was going to be sick. My 11 yo DD helped me to the restroom and I wet a paper towel...but it was swelling and I was feeling sick. I sat a few minutes on a bench, but decided I needed to go to First Aid. I knew it was almost time for the parade, but hoped I could go behind the crowd and get there. It worked fine that way until we got to Pizzafari. At that point there is no 'behind the crowd'...there is a narrowing of the path and trees and planters on either side and the parade was coming.
A CM standing there said she absolutely couldn't let us pass because the parade was coming. And honestly, she was right...I could barely see out of the eye at this point (because of the swelling and my holding the wet paper on it) and I just might have gotten run over by a float!
So she said, go back inside (the pizza place) and tell them the problem and one of them will take you around the back way. So we go inside.
There is a CM in there, she is a senior citizen. She is dressed all in that bright red outfit with all the funny designs on it and she had on a nametag. We walk over to her and explain the problem and she says.."we don't have a First Aid in here". I said, I know it isn't in here....it is just up the path aways, but because of the parade I can't go that way...the CM outside said someone in here could take us the back way.
She said: "Well.....I don't live around here"
My 14 yo DS just lost it then. He was laughing so hard! My DD started laughing...even I was giggling while trying not to be sick. We just left her....she was standing there so confused looking....like she had no idea what I could've been talking about. SHE WAS A CM!!! Between my pain, nausea, blurry vision and confusion I have no idea what her name was.
We found another CM who told us we absolutely under no circumstances would be allowed backstage. I never did get anyone to help me....we just waited outside until the parade went by and then I went to first aid. I kept thinking how several years ago when my DD was throwing up at AK...they took us backstage (after a stint in First Aid) and a CM carried her to a van and they drove us to the door of our resort. No one was so concerned with us being backstage then!
I didn't get all upset by any of this (I hope my post doesn't sound like I did). Disney certainly can't control the behavior of insects. And the 2 CMs who refused to help us obviously were not trained very well by their supervisors. Or the level of service at Disney World is falling to the level of every other tourist place (instead of being WAY above everywhere else).
But that older CM saying "I don't live around here"

I have no idea what to make of that one. I told my kids....either she is in the beginning stages of demenia or she just used the oldest line in the world to get us to go away!

Either way, it provided a really funny memory for us all.