Bunnies, huh?

You asked for it!
The kids had a bunny rabbit that they got for Easter. Her name was Esther Bunny.
We had the coolest rabbit hutch. It had a self-waterer, a nice little place to sleep, plenty of room to hop around in. I think Esther was very happy.
We also had a big dog. His name was Wrangler and he was part Golden Retriever and part Australian Shepherd.
One day, I came home from work, and apparently, someone had left Esther's cage open. Somewhere along the line, she and Wrangler met up.
Wrangler was sitting on our front porch, waiting to show me what he had "found". He had that "look, Mommy, I found you a cute little bunny" look on his face. He was so proud.
I called Jay at work and said "What should I do? I have to get rid of her body before Megan gets home from school!" Other DD was too little to know what had happened.
Well, we live on 5 acres....and have a huge, deep canyon out back. So Jay suggested that I simply "toss" Esther off the canyon. Not knowing what else to do, and unable to dig a hole in our rocky ground, that's what I did.
Not ten minutes later, Wrangler was back on the porch with Esther.
Once again, I chucked her down the canyon. We went through this new game of "fetch the bunny" about four times before Wrangler really got his feelings hurt that I was refusing the offer of his generous gift. The last time, he decided he'd bury her himself. He was digging a grand hole in my rose bushes.
Finally, Esther went into a box, in the garage, to await a proper burial when DH got home.
Aren't you sorry you wanted bunny stories?