8/17/08 Captain Jack's Repossession Repo Cruise to PC thru TPC Part 2

[windermerejudy]

So one Pirate says to the Other - " I see you got both ears pierced "

and the Pirate Says " yep , they were on sale "

Confused the Pirate says "Sale ??"

and the Other Pirate replies " Yep they were a Buccaneer"

I know its stupid , but I feel looopy tonight

Pretty cute!!!!

 

[captaincrash]

So one Pirate says to the Other - " I see you got both ears pierced "

and the Pirate Says " yep , they were on sale "

Confused the Pirate says "Sale ??"

and the Other Pirate replies " Yep they were a Buccaneer"

I know its stupid , but I feel looopy tonight

Loopy is just fine 'round here mate!

remember - ya always haf ta ....

TAKE WHAT YA CAN!!!!

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[windermerejudy]

Crash, you missed the mile marker.......

HOw was Chucky? How many tickets did you earn?

So now that your name was the topic of discussion-----you have to tell how it came to be..........briefly

 

[windermerejudy]

Give Nothing Back

Unless your buddy next to you is hungry or thirsty or..........

 

[GoofyontheHiSeas]

Ok, since we are doing pirate jokes and I finally caught up reading here is another one.

A pirate with an eye patch seemed down at a bar. The bartender asked, "What's wrong?" The pirate replied, "Arrrgh, they wanted me to be a teacher... but I only had one pupil!"

 

[DisneyVegas1]

Ok, since we are doing pirate jokes and I finally caught up reading here is another one.

A pirate with an eye patch seemed down at a bar. The bartender asked, "What's wrong?" The pirate replied, "Arrrgh, they wanted me to be a teacher... but I only had one pupil!"

Okay that was bad too ...

 

[GoofyontheHiSeas]

Okay that was bad too ...

Are there any really good ones? Maybe we will have to have a "Best Pirate Joke Contest"

 

[DisneyVegas1]

okay one more for the night ..

Long ago lived a seaman named Captain Bravo. He was a manly man who showed no fear in facing his enemies. One day, while sailing the seven seas, a look-out spotted a pirate ship and the crew became frantic. Captain Bravo bellowed, ''Bring me my Red Shirt.'' The First Mate quickly retrieved the captain's red shirt and whilst wearing the bright red frock he led his men into battle and defeated the pirates.

Later on that day, the look-out spotted not one, but two pirate ships. The captain again called for his red shirt and once again, though the fighting was fierce, he was victorious over the two ships. That evening, all the men sat around on the deck recounting the day's triumphs and one of the them asked the captain, ''Sir, why do you call for your red shirt before battle? The captain replied, ''If I am wounded in the attack, the shirt will not show my blood and thus, you men will continue to fight, unafraid.''

All of the men sat in silence and marveled at the courage of such a manly man as Captain Bravo. As dawn came the next morning, the look-out spotted not one, not two, but TEN pirates ships approaching from the far horizon. The crew stared at the captain and waited for his usual reply.

Captain Bravo calmly shouted, ''Get me my brown pants.''

 

[GoofyontheHiSeas]

okay one more for the night ..

Long ago lived a seaman named Captain Bravo. He was a manly man who showed no fear in facing his enemies. One day, while sailing the seven seas, a look-out spotted a pirate ship and the crew became frantic. Captain Bravo bellowed, ''Bring me my Red Shirt.'' The First Mate quickly retrieved the captain's red shirt and whilst wearing the bright red frock he led his men into battle and defeated the pirates.

Later on that day, the look-out spotted not one, but two pirate ships. The captain again called for his red shirt and once again, though the fighting was fierce, he was victorious over the two ships. That evening, all the men sat around on the deck recounting the day's triumphs and one of the them asked the captain, ''Sir, why do you call for your red shirt before battle? The captain replied, ''If I am wounded in the attack, the shirt will not show my blood and thus, you men will continue to fight, unafraid.''

All of the men sat in silence and marveled at the courage of such a manly man as Captain Bravo. As dawn came the next morning, the look-out spotted not one, not two, but TEN pirates ships approaching from the far horizon. The crew stared at the captain and waited for his usual reply.

Captain Bravo calmly shouted, ''Get me my brown pants.''

Looks like you are in the lead with this one Captain. Personal story?

 

[windermerejudy]

Those are both good.

I was just about to ask where you were Roger.

 

[windermerejudy]

Todd where were you at 4000

 

[sk8ingmom]

I LOVE IT!!!

Banana on a llama....So wrong....

That is really difficult to say outloud! Go ahead, try it!

Of course it could turn even the scoundrels into respectable men if you drink enough.

Look out - Judy has RUM GOGGLES & she aint' sceered to use 'em!
Glad you're back. I was for you!!

:sk8 girl..you did look like a and a ! did you ever go to any ou's halloween parties ?

Hey Squid! Sorry, former squid! Thanks! DH is a Coastie (LCDR now). We were in college during Desert Storm. He called his national defense ribbon his "CNN Watching Ribbon" for years. He spent a good chunk of '95 floating around the Persian Gulf. If any of you pirates find yourself in Bahrain, DH says to look up the Cheese Bread Guy!

Did I go to an OU Halloween party? DID I GO TO AN OU HALLOWEEN PARTY ??? Um, yeah, I sure did. So did the 27 people crashing in my dorm room. Let's see, my housemates & I dressed up as The Three Amigos & the singing bush (yup, I was the singing bush), the Jamaican Bobsled Team (complete with dreadlocks & cardboard bobsled) & the Robert Palmer Simply Irresistable video. Ahh, misguided youth. When goofing around and a silly costume was way more important than real work & responsibility. Oh... um... wait...

 

[GoofyontheHiSeas]

Those are both good.

I was just about to ask where you were Roger.

Been at work since Friday. Only two more days until I catch something on lets say Wednesday. I feel it coming on, lightheadedness, tingling all over, sinking feeling in my stomach. I leave for work at 6am and get home before 7pm. Trying to catchup is a real task everynight. I may not be posting but still reading. I will be back in the mix come early (4am) on 1/31. Not that much different from getting up at 5am. Well off to bed.

 

[DisneyVegas1]

Todd where were you at 4000

I was , and still am trying to get a trojan off of my computer ...non of my spyware will work ....Its in my directory somewhere and it keeps renewing it self so I cant delete it .....its getting to be a pain ....its a zlob trojan ...nasty ...

 

[sk8ingmom]

Where is "M" tonight????Miss you girl!!!!

Here I am! It's good to be missed!

 

[GoofyontheHiSeas]

Hey "M" (sk8tingmom) how was the party last night. Sorry if I missed your report as I have to do the speed read of a days worth of posts this week.

 

[captaincrash]

Crash, you missed the mile marker.......

HOw was Chucky? How many tickets did you earn?

So now that your name was the topic of discussion-----you have to tell how it came to be..........briefly

Well...

... we got eighty tickets... and the kids got 2 toy tops (estimated value = $0.25 each). We ate a late lunch before we left and the kids ate good n healthy home cooked food when we got back. While at Chucky's I climbed up the spiral slide several times to scare the kids as I chasing them about from potin to point when they were inside the maze - and we played a pirate pinball machine 11x! My spouse got up to 4,300,000 points... and I topped 13,000,000 points. But this is nothing because to get a single award coupon you have to get to 33,000,000 points! My younger daughter earned all of the coupons. We only stayed about an hour.

At Costco we were looking at pianos - electronic ones - as we were thinking of starting music lessons. Renting an acoustic piano is aboiut $50 a month with the accumulated rent for the first year applicable to a purchase. A short upright Yamaha was on "sale" for $1298 (pictured below to the right) ... and I was thinking the baby grand electonic would be worth considering at $699 (pictured above left). They also have a REAL looking baby grand electronic that looks like a Yamaha Clavical - only at Costco theirs' was made by Suzuki and priced at $1797 (below left) as opposed to $14,000 for the top of the line electronic Yamaha Clavinova (above right). After we left we called my best friends' sister because she is a concert pianist. She encouraged us to avoid the toy electronic pianos and start our daughters with a fair acoustic one. Oh well... it seems the Yamaha below is the leading contender. We can upgrade this to another model within 5 years with 100% applied towards the next one. I guess that might count for something.

So - aside from all that - I have not quite engaged in catching up much... so I am not sure what you're referring to in suggesting anyone might have been chatting aboiut me???

 

[windermerejudy]

I think we need to have meets in the rainforest room
It would be more fun to have someone to visit with.

 

[jonesing]

Disposable clothes!!!!Thats an idea we should market!!!!

Already been done for underthings....http://www.onederwear.com/
Magellan's also sells disposable undies too.

 

[windermerejudy]

I was , and still am trying to get a trojan off of my computer ..

Darn horse!!!!! Lets hope he doesn't poop.