8/17/08 Captain Jack's Repossession Repo Cruise to PC thru TPC Part 12

[Verandah Man]

Good Night All.................

 

[Diznyfan68]

Yeah, we're probably flirting on the edges of a warning to settle down as is, so, umm, did anyone get a room assignment today?

How did you know?




































NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Diznyfan68]

Night Mark, night Andy, night John Boy, Erin, Ben...

Night All!

 

[The FairyGodmother]

Well, some people have seen pictures of our basement and it isn't really all that exciting. Trust me!!!

 

[The FairyGodmother]

I am so glad you have an earlier date!! Let us know the results. She is still in our prayers. I am also hoping you will take a ride down to our mini meet in July. Maybe????

Where's it going to be at? Thanks for the prayers for Elizabeth.

 

[micmse2003]

This is my newest prized possesion!!!! I would put it on my door on the cruise but with all these pirates*****one never knows????

 

[micmse2003]

Where's it going to be at? Thanks for the prayers for Elizabeth.

How does Illinois sound????? Maybe near Woodfield Mall. Have you been there before???? I think the third largest shopping mall in the U.S.

 

[The FairyGodmother]

Is there a RainForest in that mall and a Kincade Gallery? If so we were there when we went to Chicago for a wedding. Bought my Kincade there.

It is quite a drive for us. We will be at Disney in July too. Might have to talk to Mark about that. Since he would be driving.

 

[Grandma x3]

Thank you. While we've gotten used to "rollin' with the punches", I'm ready to get past the insanity.

By the way, we've got an AP - perhaps we could have a "mini-meet" at DL?

Chris

 

[micmse2003]

Is there a RainForest in that mall and a Kincade Gallery? If so we were there when we went to Chicago for a wedding. Bought my Kincade there.

It is quite a drive for us. We will be at Disney in July too. Might have to talk to Mark about that. Since he would be driving.

Yes, it has the RainForest in the mall. Maybe you can convince Mark you need another Kincade!!!!

 

[The FairyGodmother]

Yes, it has the RainForest in the mall. Maybe you can convince Mark you need another Kincade!!!!

Yeah, like that would happen!!!

 

[O'BWV]

Hello Everyone!! Happy Tuesday...can't believe it's 10:30pm and the first time I'm getting to peak in here!

Hope all are well!

 

[O'BWV]

Oh I forgot... quick update. DD's doctor was able to fit her in on Friday for her next test. Prayers answered for a better date. It is over a month earlier than they told us originally. This is where they will inject pain killer directly into her hip. If not pain after a few minutes they will know it is the hip and not muscles or surrounding area. It will hopefully give them some more guidance.

Fantastic News Laura! So glad you got an earlier appointment. I'll keep your DD in my prayers!

 

[The FairyGodmother]

Hi there MR!! How was your day?

 

[lbgraves]

Darnit. This double identity is starting to annoy me. I logged out of my Chat id name and into my regular name and for some reason when I closed the page and reopened it I am back to being FairyGodmama again. I don't want to post under this name. GEEZ!!!!
I will try this again.

Hmmm....there are the evil twins and now there are argumentative controlling twins.

 

[yargrnhoj]

Ok, I need to go to bed. I actually just fell asleep at my keyboard. That's how exciting "Service Edge Convergence" (the discussion paper I am supposed to be writing) is. So, night all.

Try not to type anything that I would type.

 

[O'BWV]

Maybe this has been posted here before but I am going through my mountain of emails and thought this was pretty cute.


Dear Diary,

For my 50th birthday this year, my wife (the dear) purchased a week of personal training at the local health club for me. Although I am still in great shape since playing on my college football team 30 years ago, I decided it would be a good idea to go ahead and give it a try.

I called the club and made my reservation with a personal trainer named Belinda, who identified herself as a 26 year old aerobics instructor and model for athletic clothing and swim wear. My wife seemed pleased with my enthusiasm to get started! The club encouraged me to keep a diary to chart my progress.

MONDAY:
Started my day at 6:00 a.m. Tough to get out of bed, but it was well worth it when I arrived at the health club to find Belinda waiting for me. She was something of a Greek goddess -- with blonde hair, dancing eyes and a dazzling white smile.
Woo Hoo!!!!!

Belinda gave me a tour and showed me the machines . She took my pulse after 5 minutes on the treadmill. She was alarmed that my pulse was so fast, but I attributed it to standing next to her in her Lycra aerobics outfit. I enjoyed watching the skillful way in which she conducted her aerobics class after my workout today.

Very inspiring, Belinda was encouraging as I did my sit-ups, although my gut was already aching from holding it in the whole time she was around. This is going to be a FANTASTIC week!!

TUESDAY:
I drank a whole pot of coffee, but I finally made it out the door. Belinda made me lie on my back and push a heavy iron bar into the air, and then she put weights on it! My legs were a little wobbly on the treadmill, but I made the full mile. Belinda's rewarding smile made it all worthwhile. I feel GREAT!! It's a whole new life for me.

WEDNESDAY:
The only way I can brush my teeth is by laying the toothbrush on the counter and moving my mouth back and forth over it. I believe I have a hernia in both pectorals. Driving was OK as long as I didn't try to steer or stop. I parked on top of a GEO in the club parking lot.

Belinda was impatient with me, insisting that my screams bothered other club members. Her voice is a little too perky for early in the morning and when she scolds, she gets this nasally whine that is VERY annoying.

My chest hurt when I got on the treadmill, so Belinda put me on the stair monster. Why would anyone invent a machine to simulate an activity rendered obsolete by elevators? Belinda told me it would help me get in shape and enjoy life.

THURSDAY:
Belinda was waiting for me with her vampire-like teeth exposed as her thin, cruel lips were pulled back in a full snarl. I couldn't help being a half an hour late; it took me that long to tie my shoes.

Belinda took me to work out with dumbbells. When she was not looking, I ran and hid in the men's room.. She sent Lars to find me, then, as punishment, put me on the rowing machine -- which I sank.

FRIDAY:
I hate that witch Belinda more than any human being has ever hated any other human being in the history of the world. Stupid, skinny, anemic little cheerleader. If there were a part of my body I could move without unbearable pain, I would beat her with it.

Belinda wanted me to work on my triceps I don't have any triceps. And if you don't want dents in the floor, don't hand me the stupid barbells or anything else that weighs more than a sandwich.

The treadmill flung me off and I landed on a health and nutrition teacher. Why couldn't it have been someone softer, like the drama coach or the choir director?

SATURDAY:
Belinda left a message on my answering machine in her grating, shrilly voice wondering why I did not show up today. Just hearing her made me want to smash the machine with my planner. However, I lacked the strength to even use the TV remote and ended up catching eleven straight hours of the Weather Channel.

SUNDAY:
I'm having the Church van pick me up for services today so I can go and thank GOD that this week is over. I will also pray that next year, my wife, will choose a gift for me that is fun, like a root canal.

Laura now that gave me a laugh that I really needed!!

 

[O'BWV]

...or maybe o'bmv...maybe you're the problem?!.. ,i bet you
was letting the lil'fella drink all the devil juice he wanted..haven't
you ever seen those spring breaks kids.."limit setting" is the word!

just wondering..are you keeping mr. blender warm & dry...esp. during
this raining season ? and "un plugged?" ..can't be to careful esp. when
there's s on board!



Hey LG I certainly would have given Ms. Devil's Juice woman as many drinks as she wanted! She needed to loosen up a lot! And yes, I am taking very good care of the blender....shining it and polishing it as it awaits our spectular TOAL!!

 

[The FairyGodmother]

Ok, I need to go to bed. I actually just fell asleep at my keyboard. That's how exciting "Service Edge Convergence" (the discussion paper I am supposed to be writing) is. So, night all.

Try not to type anything that I would type.

Well, with your head on the keyboard I bet your typing looks like this: fnioewhjaroihfnaewkjldfnvaewubhfiuWFHUN WLefk

 

[The FairyGodmother]

We really enjoyed the flowers at Epcot this trip. Here are two of our favorites.