sk8ingmom
<font color=teal>I get funny looks from people who
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ha! sk8..right stright to thee point,. , i guess..it de~pends"
..on how a wenche' looks @ it?....there's beee alot..more /available/variables
..selections..with that type..of upgrading....then meets the
's eye?
Yeah, but I'm a one swabbie kinda wench.
$0.00
Personally I wouldn't give them another dime!
Hassle free booking: zero dollars
Mickey swimming, Mickey swimming, Mickey swimming....: zero dollars
Various error messages: zero dollars
Cursing & banging the computer keys: zero dollars (unless you broke it)
Commiserating with lots & lots of Dis friends on the chat board & thread?
PRICELESS!
You are awesome Diane!

At least I remember to ask directions to the rest room, so together we should be good if we're ever lost in Paris together.
Yeah, but do you have any idea what they are saying when they tell you the directions?? Donde esta el bano ain't gonna help me since I'll have no idea what the other person is saying in response.
OK, another clever kid story...
We were in Yosemite this weekend for my uncle's wedding. On our way to our 6 mile pre-wedding forced march (to tire out the boys) we hear the following: DS11 is putting on his hiking boots, taking a long time, and talking about how compressed his feet are. DS6 pipes in with my feet are compressed too, and it didn't take me that long. DS11: You don't even know what "compressed" means. DS6: Squished.
Every adult in the car (DH, my brother, and myself) burst out laughing. DS11 starts to sputter and launches into a lecture on compressed air. To which my brother comments "Give it up. He's got you."



We went to dinner at a little hole in the wall Italian place last week. It was a typical family-run place with pictures and junk all over every wall - really, not an inch of white space in the place. In the middle of dinner, DS7 seemingly randomly busts out with:
{nice voice} "Welcome friends."
{mean voice} "Employees only!"
We looked at him like, huh? Until we saw where he was looking. Above the door to the kitchen was one of those kitch catalog "Welcome Friends" signs, and on the door was a standard-issue red Employees Only sign.
Now that would completely go over the head of most adults I know!
He's fast, and little enough to get under the elbows. Oh, yeah, it does.
Oh M??!! Do you rent him out??
Sure! I'll even give you the travel agent discount.
Yeah. How many times to I get to see my dad marry his brother. (Uh, perform the marriage service that is.) It was on Sentinel Beach in Yosemite, the falls (in full spring melt) in the background, unseasonably warm, and every family member (expect one of the bride's nieces who was in the middle of finals) in attendance - through three generations. It was a lovely wedding.![]()
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Interesting. My FIL married me.

The wedding just sounded wonderful!