ha!

..so that's where..my

..went..to ! down
the ole hatch? ...now i sorta feel sorry..blamin cash...err,
crash, don't you feel remorse..now?
..plez...here's a tipo, crash..do not have you contest anywhere near..my
2 boys..or they will dispwear..in one gulp..all 500, before you can get
"go"..out of your mouth.
...me?...looks can be..so deceiving....my dad used to boast.."he's the first
@ the table..& the last to leave." chomp-chomp!
hobby? yealin' in the food..then go back , jack ..do it again...& have you
had enough...or are you gettin ready..for more....

..doolin over
& eating yuppie..the bacon, while "passing" off the beans..
burpin all the time...you're nuthin but..chow puppy !
...dear, sk8~~could be worst..they could get their..seafood from the
oilyo-h-i-o~ian river, [ using my indian name for ohio } . do you
know the shawnee name...for

? very pretty.
well, lets don'ty be tooo hasty..mismce..possum's breast feed their
young,..so by my ways..of thinking..ain't all bad..
oh...did i read somewhere...burpin..is passing "gases" backwards..& in
some culture...an [f] art-form? correct me if iam ...right, crash?
jumpppp eliazebeths...

, thanks for sharing mr. v. , she's an
angel..so beautiful.

[ just like her dad!]
well, sis sk8* goldenhair...steerage...is an upgrade..for me... i am
still in the down/dirty ...gty..."puppy house,

"..of course, taking
all i can ..from o'pussum..passing by. how u doing? [escaping moms]
pif?...i've decided..to break down...& pay
dcl..the second tuesday..
next week.
"oppussum'..now thats such a nice lady name..& so now , do i get to
drink my favorite?..."be it etoh..in a glass"!
justm..you might be surprise....some of the names..i came up ..
for the new ships..then my lil'miss cutie came by...& hit me across
the head....[ it was crash 's fault-

]..i had one of his
naughty picture..on the screen..and she thought...it had something
to do ...with her mother..imagined that?
me..almost...an alter boy...almost heaven ,

?
mercy..with a lil'faith..i'm on my way. by an ohio player.
ok? in cases..tracy...wanting...to buy me ...my favorite drink? its
etoh...pure.
so as far..as i can..tell, its better to be above..certain disers...and
their cabins? why is that stacey girl? (psst & "tb" is a medical term)
i've always..wonder.....how come..feetsmells rhymed with female?
..is so they can paint their toenails & justify shoes obessions? darn it
by tar nation.
justm recently, i was @ the barber shop..& their were a bunch of young
bloods..& we're talkin the beast..ways..to have..the lady attentions..
...dopey has nothing on our youth, sooo i had to shared my....
..something written on a tee.....& they all bursted..out la

,
then..."it" hit their poor lilsynapses....next thing....you know?
racing out to the printer shop..next door...

..so what?
i don't know "kack"...that 's not who..i am trying for,
mommy...didn't raised..no puppy lover! { hoping }
dear..justm & her trusty side kicker...la purple raider.."label warning",
...while it's true...99% humor, does not mean...iam tellin fairy tales..,

..so there's good reasons..for protecting the "guilty", as
oz.. may been [think american 's tin man]...& tammy did not come to
our wedding,

.,
she..would be known...as one of those naughty girl...with devil intentions.
oh, my..wife..has this knack..."of alarming"...when it comes to terroritory-
trust me..she very good @ it.
me?..i don't pick up ..their signs. sorta like the other day, jordan..had
left..some food on her plate. yummy! then there was something else....
that ..i couldn't figure out...[things like that bugs me] ..& coming
from a family..of 12..with 99% brothers..wasting food ..was a sin.
still i wasn't too sure...it was eatable. so i pondered..since it was her
dinner plate..it must be food?

..but as soon as i gulped...i
realized my mistake.....should have tested if the dog..would've eaten it.

..i 'll

..alll night of dying..whew! why do lil'girls..leave
"stuff" on their plates..not food? sugar & spice,huh...then it hit me....my
mother~telling me..of my youth..when i refused..to eat,

,
unless....my "collection" was on the plate...[ i won't make others..sick
by mentioning "what" it the collection was.....]...but have you ever
caught..your kids..doing the same things..you used to do? history
does repeat itself..soooo mother like..daughter....will make this a
very fun trip.
one time...i was shopping with dear mother. some young guys wolf
whistle...& my mother asked who were they was whistlin @ ??? without
even pausing...you ,mom! hugs~~~just'm a lil..thing..made her
day. my feeling..all mothers..deserve to be remember..every day.
here's a hint..it was organic,

oh, in between all the junk..is a
treasure....hunt..for my old nickname....* if you used your noddle...like a
foley. too bad, i don't lucky charms, like..justm.
ps.. give her a surprise thing to eat.earthworms..always make people
smile. good luck!!!