If you have read the whole thread you will know that going into Kouzzina I already had two marks against. Our terrible breakfast experince and also that I had to cancel our Via Napoli ADR.
That said there were some really good things about our dinner at Kouzzina but not enough to make me want to return.
After we were seated we received a basket of bread and two nice olive oils and some olives
The bread was mediocre but the olives were tasty and my son enjoyed mixing the two oils as one was very 'green' the other very buttery.
He started with
Salad. Good but he did not enjoy the raddichio. I dont know any eight year olds who enjoy radicchio.
I started with the calamari with smoked tomato sauce.
This dish was excellent! Light batter, perfectly cooked calamari (with legs) The smoked tomato sauce was rich and had a nice depth of flavor with the smoke but wasnt heavy or BBQ like. Yum!
For his dinner he had the kids pasta with grilled chicken.
This was not good. the chicken was burnt on the outside and totally overcooked throughout. I tasted it myself. flavor less, tough, yuck. The pasta was ok. Not overcooked but nothing fabulous about it at all. I think most kids would be completely turned off by the big chunks of tomato and large herb pieces. He ate some of it.
I ordered the whole fish. I wasnt going to. I was going to get the lamb. I am bummed I didn't get the lamb but this wasnt bad. We had a server 'issue'. He was totally clueless. I asked him how the fish was, if it was fresh etc. He said that he didnt like fish but they made him try it and he even ate some and it was 'fluffy' and didn't 'taste like fish' Wha? So I was still on the fence about the fish and I asked him if it was local (a big decision maker for me) and he said "yes" so I said ok I will have the fish. and then he said 'well its like local..to the ocean' and I was like

and the damage was done.
This should have prevented me from allowing to massacre (oops I mean debone) my fish when it came out but I asked him if it was scaled (so that I could do it myself) and he said ' no. its really fluffy.'
Seriously. Seriously? Oh dear.
Fish Before
Fish After
Now you are probably thinking I am going to say this was awful but it certainly wasnt! This was light and flavorfull. The fennel and other strong veggies added a wonderful strong and spicy flavor without overpowering the delicate fish. It was superbly cooked and very fresh.
I would love to see this dish with another presentation. something with garlic, herbs and lemons perhaps. Like I said it was pretty spicy and had eyes, so not for everyone. But it was excelent. Highly recommended.
here is the caveat. By this time the restaurant was so so so so so LOUD. there were children SCREAMING and just the regular noise was deafening. We litterally had to SHOUT to hear each other accross the table. this was terribly unpleasant and detracted from our experience immensely. The restaurant was nowhere near capacity so I cant begin to imagine what it is like full. Anyo
ne with sensory issues or sensitive children should stay far away.
We finished with design a cupcake
Super cute and an excellent presentation!
I had the greek 'donuts'
Which I thought would be light but these were super heavy and doughy, like fried pizza dough chunks. Not greasy at all, the outside was perfectly crisp. They just werent good. I couldnt decide whether I liked the exterior honey/cinnamon so I just stopped eating them. Oh well.
Over all the fish was great as was the calamari but when you add everything else up I would not go back. The server


the NOISE, the terrible kids meal. Just not worth it.
I about cried thinking I had missed out on another meal at FF or CG for these last two meals. Oh well. Live and learn.
But honestly if you like whole fish and greek flavors, they don't disapoint there. I do respect them not 'dumbing down' the food to please everybody. I was shocked at the number of small crying children at this restaurant too. No one excusing them from the table or taking them for a walk. I understand it is disney but if you have a table with eight adults I dont see it as a hardship for one of them to get up and help out with a little kid who is melting down so that everyone else in the restaurant can enjoy their dinner.