7:45am and I'm in Jury Duty.......

Currently lmao at this thread. Kevin, I'm disappointed in you for not playing Go Fish or the Build a Story game yet. John is mentioned afterall...

I haven't eaten Bugles since the 90s. Do they still make them or did you just void the vending machine of antiquated snacks?

I say you blast Funny Girl, cross your legs, and put your arm around homophobe man. Report back so we hear the reaction. ;)
 
Bugles are way too salty. Not good for you at all.
 

Are they better or worse that Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.....cause that's my other option.

The carrot stick vending machine is out of order.

I'd go with the Bugles.......I hope you have something to drink...they make me thirsty.
 
If it is any consolation, Kevin is the kind of juror that scares the pooh (Winnie, of course) out of most attorneys.

Question authority, free thinker, not afraid to say what is on his mind.

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says it all.
 
Are they better or worse that Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.....cause that's my other option.

The carrot stick vending machine is out of order.

Sweet and Salty!
You've finished off the Salty, might as well head for the Sweet.

(Personally, I would have started with the Peanut Butter Cups.)
 
I've come up with what I consider a good idea.

Slot machines in the jury duty waiting area.

I think it's a win-win situation.

Day three of my two week Jury duty incarceration I discovered that the cool kids hung out in the smoking room. I (this was a *cough* few years ago).

They had a poker game going. They went to the court house cafeteria and purchased rolls of pennies. They said I did not have to smoke to play.
I did not know how to play poker but my fellow inmates were happy to let my buy in.

Played every day and came home smelling like a bar. Jury Duty can be a learning opportunity. I am a much better poker player now.
 
I've come up with what I consider a good idea.

Slot machines in the jury duty waiting area.

I think it's a win-win situation.

Ding Ding Ding

And a stage show, like Barbara or Elton!
 
I'm home from the confines of the court house.

I was not chosen to be a juror today.

The good news of the day.....I made the "gentleman" who was free with his opinion of gay folks rather uncomfortable for most of the day.

I stuck to him like glue and invaded his "personal space" by leaning in really close every time we talked.

It was kind of fun and just as we were leaving I told him I was gay and that I had had my eye on him since the start of the day.

I hope he twitched all the way home.:rolleyes1
 
I'm home from the confines of the court house.

I was not chosen to be a juror today.

The good news of the day.....I made the "gentleman" who was free with his opinion of gay folks rather uncomfortable for most of the day.

I stuck to him like glue and invaded his "personal space" by leaning in really close every time we talked.

It was kind of fun and just as we were leaving I told him I was gay and that I had had my eye on him since the start of the day.

I hope he twitched all the way home.:rolleyes1

ROTGLMAO :rotfl::rotfl: Love the induced spin cycle!
 
I'm home from the confines of the court house.

I was not chosen to be a juror today.

The good news of the day.....I made the "gentleman" who was free with his opinion of gay folks rather uncomfortable for most of the day.

I stuck to him like glue and invaded his "personal space" by leaning in really close every time we talked.

It was kind of fun and just as we were leaving I told him I was gay and that I had had my eye on him since the start of the day.

I hope he twitched all the way home.:rolleyes1

:rotfl2: I wish I could have seen his face. He totally deserved it...who says that kind of stuff????????? :confused:
 
I stuck to him like glue and invaded his "personal space" by leaning in really close every time we talked.

It was kind of fun and just as we were leaving I told him I was gay and that I had had my eye on him since the start of the day.

I hope he twitched all the way home.:rolleyes1


OMG! You did NOT! That was your inner Jerzy coming out! :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
 












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