But, seriously, is that not THE FUNNIEST thing you have ever heard?!?!?
I swear - I can't stop giggling about the mental image ..... I'm not sure I will be able to tell DH about it ...... I'll start laughing too hard! He's just gotta listen for himself!
I can't even fathom that someone would think it would be okay to shave their private parts in public. And I find it even harder to believe that a a 300 lb 4 ft man could even reach some of those areas. People never cease to amaze me.