*3ease 5gn6re th5s

[Cool-Beans]

ceebrd brcn

eta: keyboard broken. This post started out being much longer, I was trying to see if it would post correctly, even though it was typed wrong. The first two responses were looking at the original.

 

[Charade]

I've reported your post. I can't believe you purposely tried to get around the word filter. Shame on you.

 

[HelenePA]

Either you had too much to drink or I haven't had enough... What in the world did that say??

 

[Cool-Beans]

ceebrd brcn!

ceebrd dnt wrc

can't get the 2eyb6ard t6 w6r2!!

S60eb6dy *3ease he3* 0e!!!

h, th5s s4c2s bey6nd be35ef.



Keyboard broken. Keyboard doesn't work I can't get the keyboard to work!! Somebody please help me!!! Oh, this sucks beyond belief.

 

[winkers]

Are you having a keyboard malfunction?

 

[Cool-Beans]

Are you having a keyboard malfunction?

Yes!!

d6n't 2n6w h6w th5s ha**ened, b4t '0 5n s60e 25nd 6f a3ternate 2eyb6ard 4n5verse!!


What the he33+



Yes!! I don't know how this happened, but I'm in some kind of alternate keyboard univierse!! What the hell.

 

[binny]

OK I think she said

ceebrd brcn! Keyboard broken

ceebrd dnt wrc Keyboard doesnt work

can't get the 2eyb6ard t6 w6r2!! cant get the keyboard to work

S60eb6dy *3ease he3* 0e!!! Somebody please help me

h, th5s s4c2s bey6nd be35ef. This is sad beyond belief



See? I know stuff, just not useful stuff!



so I think we have established that I have just the right amount to drink tonight and that I should probably go sleep this one off.

 

[JessicaR]

OK I think she said

ceebrd brcn! Keyboard broken

ceebrd dnt wrc Keyboard doesnt work

can't get the 2eyb6ard t6 w6r2!! cant get the keyboard to work

S60eb6dy *3ease he3* 0e!!! Somebody please help me

h, th5s s4c2s bey6nd be35ef. This is sad beyond belief



See? I know stuff, just not useful stuff!



so I think we have established that I have just the right amount to drink tonight and that I should probably go sleep this one off.

The last one says this sucks beyond belief. I think you need another drink!

 

[Cool-Beans]

OK I think she said

ceebrd brcn! Keyboard broken

ceebrd dnt wrc Keyboard doesnt work

can't get the 2eyb6ard t6 w6r2!! cant get the keyboard to work

S60eb6dy *3ease he3* 0e!!! Somebody please help me

h, th5s s4c2s bey6nd be35ef. This is sad beyond belief



See? I know stuff, just not useful stuff!



so I think we have established that I have just the right amount to drink tonight and that I should probably go sleep this one off.

Yes! Exce*t, "s4c2s", n6t "5s sad". C36se en64gh.

G66d n5ght!


Yes! Except, "sucks", not "so sad". Close enough. Good night!

 

[winkers]

Yes! Exce*t, "s4c2s", n6t "5s sad". C36se en64gh.

G66d n5ght!

this is like having our own little brain teaser!

 

[LittleBlue22]

I thought this was one of those annagrammer games.

 

[Cool-Beans]

h, G6d. S6rry. '0 g65ng t6 bed.

aybe there w533 be a te0*6ra3 wave+sh5ft d4r5ng the n5ght and 5t'33 a33 be we33 5n the 06rn5ng.

That 6r the b6ys can f5x whatever d40bass th5ng d5d.

fee3 352e G53es 5n that B4ffy e*5s6de where he t4rns 5nt6 a Fyar3 de06n and n6b6dy can 4nderstand h50 even th64gh he's ta325ng.

Bye!!!!

Oh, God. Sorry. Going to bed. Maybe there will be a temporal wave/shift during the night and it'll all be well in the morning. That or the boys can fix whatever dubmass thing thing I did. I feel like Giles in that Buffy episode where he turns into a Fyarl demon and nobody can understand him even though he's talking. Bye!!!!

 

[Michelle67]

Great translating binny. I could read it just fine, because I have a son who is a champion keyboard killer, and I am very fluent in "screwed up keyboardese."

 

[binny]

The last one says this sucks beyond belief. I think you need another drink!

well.... if you insist.....

 

[Michelle67]

Want company? I'll drink with ya.

 

[binny]

Sure,

Whatcha drinkin?


I am having the usual Cap'n n coke.

its 11:30 I really should be in bed. I am past tired though you know?

 

[Michelle67]

Sure,

Whatcha drinkin?


I am having the usual Cap'n n coke.

That's my drink of choice. I like Tattoo the best, but any version of the Cap'n will do. However, I think I'm out of Coke. So it's either going to be pomegranite vodka and Sprite, or if I'm out of Sprite too it's going to be Chambord and vodka, no mixer. Heh heh heh...let's see what's in the kitchen...

 

[JessicaR]

h, G6d. S6rry. '0 g65ng t6 bed.

aybe there w533 be a te0*6ra3 wave+sh5ft d4r5ng the n5ght and 5t'33 a33 be we33 5n the 06rn5ng.

That 6r the b6ys can f5x whatever d40bass th5ng d5d.

fee3 352e G53es 5n that B4ffy e*5s6de where he t4rns 5nt6 a Fyar3 de06n and n6b6dy can 4nderstand h50 even th64gh he's ta325ng.

Bye!!!!

I'll attempt but I know there are a few words I cant make out. And, I'm gonna need some of that Cap'n n Coke after this!

Oh God sorry OK going to bed.

Maybe there will be a tidal wave storm during the night and it will all be well in the morning.

That or the boys can fix whatever ******* thing they did.

Feels like in that Buffy episode where he turns (?) into a fire demon and nobody can understand him even though he's talking.

Woo Hoo!

 

[binny]

I'll attempt but I know there are a few words I cant make out. And, I'm gonna need some of that Cap'n n Coke after this!

Oh God sorry OK going to bed.

Maybe there will be a tidal wave storm during the night and it will all be well in the morning.

That or the boys can fix whatever ******* thing they did.

Feels like in that Buffy episode where he turns (?) into a fire demon and nobody can understand him even though he's talking.

Woo Hoo!

By George I think shes got it!

hand that girl a cap'n!

 

[Michelle67]

Well done! Want my last shot of Tattoo? That's a huge offer, answer carefully.

As for me, I'm on the fast track to hammered, because I have no mixer so I'm drinking the Chambord and vodka. Oh well, gives me a chance to use my tall cobalt blue glass "Year of a Million Dreams" shotglass that I picked up at Disneyland last month.