chwgmjay
I think your giraffe is being towed.
- Joined
- Apr 12, 2009
- Messages
- 563
12 days couldn't come sooner. I swear people are getting stupider by the day.
Yesterday I get a call...
"Stay smart, blah blah blah, how may I direct your call?"
"Reservations."
"How can I help you?"
"*city name*"
"I'm sorry?"
"I need to know if you have a hotel in *city name*"
"I'm not sure, but I can check the website."
"Don't you have a book or something you can look in?"
"No ma'am, holiday inn doesn't print books anymore, but it will just take a second for me to check the website."
"Oh."
"I'm not seeing anything in *city name*."
"Well try *other city name*"
"I don't see anything there either."
"Well this is ridiculous, you're a holiday inn."
"Yes?"
"Can I speak with a human being?"
"I'm sorry?"
"Can I speak with a human being?"
"I'm the only person working right now."
"Oh, fine. *click*"
This afternoon I get another call, and instantly they cut me off with
"I need to get to *church*, if I'm driving on *street*, what direction do I turn onto *other street* to get to *church*?"
"Well, *street* and *other street* don't intersect, so you can't turn onto *other street* from *street*."
"I know that, but what direction do I turn?"
"As I stated, you can't turn from *street* onto *other street*, *street* and *other street* are 3 blocks between one another."
"You're not listening to me, what direction do I turn onto *other street* from *street*?"
"Where are you right now?"
"At *street* and *street 3*"
"Turn left onto *street 3* and then left onto *other street*"
"But I need to know what direction to turn from *street* onto *other street*."
"Left. Turn left."
"Thank you. *click*"
I need a vacation soooooo bad.
Yesterday I get a call...
"Stay smart, blah blah blah, how may I direct your call?"
"Reservations."
"How can I help you?"
"*city name*"
"I'm sorry?"
"I need to know if you have a hotel in *city name*"
"I'm not sure, but I can check the website."
"Don't you have a book or something you can look in?"
"No ma'am, holiday inn doesn't print books anymore, but it will just take a second for me to check the website."
"Oh."
"I'm not seeing anything in *city name*."
"Well try *other city name*"
"I don't see anything there either."
"Well this is ridiculous, you're a holiday inn."
"Yes?"
"Can I speak with a human being?"
"I'm sorry?"
"Can I speak with a human being?"
"I'm the only person working right now."
"Oh, fine. *click*"
This afternoon I get another call, and instantly they cut me off with
"I need to get to *church*, if I'm driving on *street*, what direction do I turn onto *other street* to get to *church*?"
"Well, *street* and *other street* don't intersect, so you can't turn onto *other street* from *street*."
"I know that, but what direction do I turn?"
"As I stated, you can't turn from *street* onto *other street*, *street* and *other street* are 3 blocks between one another."
"You're not listening to me, what direction do I turn onto *other street* from *street*?"
"Where are you right now?"
"At *street* and *street 3*"
"Turn left onto *street 3* and then left onto *other street*"
"But I need to know what direction to turn from *street* onto *other street*."
"Left. Turn left."
"Thank you. *click*"
I need a vacation soooooo bad.