3 quotes from Movies

[JaxDad]

Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life.

So I’ve got that going for me, which is nice.

The Dude abides.

 

[Cogswel_Cogs]

You Can't Handle the Truth
What We Have is a Failure to Communicate
You'll Shoot You're Eye Out

 

[Kitty 34]

"I know who's blood you need"
"pirate"
Luke, I am your father"

I like these but don't use them in my every day world......have my own quotes for that!!

 

[C&Jx2]

“Booooooo you W&$RE.” (Mean Girls)
”Why is the carpet wet Todd?”
”You’re killin’ me smalls”

 

[ronandannette]

"You're a sad, strange little man and you have my pity."
"I do not think it means what you think it means."
"Not today, Emperor Zurg!!"

 

[scrhsa]

Maybe not exactly a quote but I say I like something I always end up saying it the kid in A Christmas Story that says "I like the Wizard of Oz" while they are in line for Santa.
And when I say "what" I inevitably say it just like Schwartz' Mom over the phone. I can't seem to help it.
And finally, I'll always myself launch into the Madeline Kahn's little speech about flames burning on the side of her face etc

 

[L&Lfan]

Nobody puts Baby in a corner. ( a line I both love for its camp factor and think is ridiculous at the same time.)

 

[luvsJack]

Nobody puts Baby in a corner. ( a line I both love for its camp factor and think is ridiculous at the same time.)

Right? I love the dance scenes in that movie but good grief some of the lines are eye roll worthy.

 

[RedAngie]

I hopelessly out of touch. I don't recognize 90% of these lines.

 

[BlueStarryHat]

I only have one from a movie: "Cool your boots, man," from the cult film Withnail & I. I used to use it when I was watching my sister's kids and they were acting up, and now I'm using it on the next generation of brats.

Now from TV, my sister and I play "That's what she said" all the time. And when I get called nuts or crazy (which seems to happen a lot, go figure) I usually say, "I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested."

 

[Wendy31]

"What's that sound? It's a funny, squeaky sound."

"I don't KNOW, Margo."

And, from a TV show - "Got the keey?"

 

[georgina]

Mine are all from Blazing Saddles.

It's twue, it's twue!

You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons. (I have been using a shorter version of this a lot the last few years!)

Excuse me while I whip this out.

 

[Praying Colonel]

"I want to say something. I'm gonna put it out there. If you like it, you can take it. If you don't, send it right back."

"I'm gonna do it." (Followed by the response from someone in my family, "Uh-oh. Somebody's getting home schooled.")

"Don't call me 'Shirley.'" (DS can't not say this whenever someone uses the word "surely." It's actually a little bit of a problem.)

 

[Squirlz]

Mine are all from the same movie.

"No talent *** clown" Typically while watching the musical guest on SNL.

"Looks like somebody has a case of the Mondays"

"PC load letter!?!?!" when the printer is giving my Wife problems.

 

[Planogirl]

You can't handle the truth.

I'm not crazy, I've just been in a bad mood for forty years.

I've got a bad feeling about this.

 

[ronandannette]

I hopelessly out of touch. I don't recognize 90% of these lines.

Hint: Two of mine are Buzz Lightyear from Toy Story and the other is Inigo Montoya from The Princess Bride. If you still can't place them, run - don't walk, to watch both movies immediately!!

 

[barkley]

You'll Shoot You're Eye Out

this is my default reason for saying no to anything.


other two-

'doity stinkin boids' (dirty, stinking birds-'the producers')

'to the left and back, to the left and back' (jfk)

 

[littlejimmy]

1. keep your friends close, but your enemies closer
2. gunga galunga
3. theres nothing quite a like a shorn scrotum. its breathtaking.

 

[flowergirl45]

You know the difference between you and me? I make this look gooood!

Earl Grey, hot.

Work, work, work!

 

[DeniseJH]

"On the nosey." Young Frankenstein

"Abby something...Abby Normal" Young Frankenstein

Not from a movie, but TV..."Choreographed by Mandy Moore".